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Old 03-03-2019, 07:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just how much Taco-bell sauce do you need?


An Oregon man and his dog were found alive Friday five days after their vehicle got stuck in snow, forcing the 36-year-old to eat packets of taco sauce to survive, police said.

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Odds are that someone that eats at Taco Hell that often to have that much sauce won’t starve to death in five days.


I clicked the link and I was wrong, guy doesn’t look like good southern stock.
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Animal cruelty comes to mind. It would have been more humane to kill and eat the poor dog.
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Animal cruelty comes to mind. It would have been more humane to kill and eat the poor dog.
Put the Taco Bell sauce on the dog and it would be like the real thing.
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Put the Taco Bell sauce on the dog and it would be like the real thing.
You’re talking Korean food now, not mexican
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That's a lot of farting and burned ass couped up inside a car . .. .
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do ya'll know why the chain is called Taco Bell?
the dude's last name was Bell...

I would of assumed something else.. more stereotypical
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Put the Taco Bell sauce on the dog and it would be like the real thing.
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I use 4-5 packets of hot on every item I eat. I dont stockpile the stuff though. Also 5 days without food doesnt mean you were eating to survive, it means you were eating because you are hungry
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Old 03-03-2019, 09:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I use 4-5 packets of hot on every item I eat. I dont stockpile the stuff though. Also 5 days without food doesnt mean you were eating to survive, it means you were eating because you are hungry
agree.

also, while taco bell isn't a 'first choice' it is full of beaners and you can get something to eat there... authentic or whatever, fuck that. authentic is something to eat.... I listened to a podcast with cesar millan the other day and he said the first 6 months he was in the US he ate two hot dogs and a big gulp (he claimed 1.99) and said, 'if all I had to do was raise 2.00 a day to live... I was set!'

5 days is a long cold time to spend.
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Old 03-03-2019, 09:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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did OP even read his own news story?
3 packets of taco sauce is all dude had. Is three an excessive amount?

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Taylor later wrote on his Facebook page that he and his dog were safe. He also confirmed he survived on three packets of Taco Bell hot sauce, saying, "taco bell fire sauce saves lives!"
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The Diablo sauce was a shitty trade for the Verde sauce.
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did OP even read his own news story?
3 packets of taco sauce is all dude had. Is three an excessive amount?
I was going for the "click-bait" effect. Almost on par with "fake-news".
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When I had an off road rig, I kept some emergency supplies in it. Couple MREs, granola bars, water, basic first aid stuff, etc.

Bet he does from now on.
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Put the Taco Bell sauce on the dog and it would be like the real thing.
How many of you saw the movie "Alive" or remember the Donner Party. you always travel with packet of Arby's sauce, ketchup/mustard,Taco Bell sauce. It helps the human go down.


Jeeze, and I thought you guys knew this kinda thing...
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Rig doesn't look that stuck to me, plus he drove in but couldn't walk out ?

I'm going with that he might be an ID10T .
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To survive? You ain't gonna die from no food in 4-5 days. Not even close.
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When I had an off road rig, I kept some emergency supplies in it. Couple MREs, granola bars, water, basic first aid stuff, etc.

Bet he does from now on.
i keep a backpack with some basic survival stuff in my dd, doubt i will ever need it but if something happens i have it
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Did he catch the Russian gangster? Did he lose his shoe? What about the Tic-Tacs?
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Odds are that someone that eats at Taco Hell that often to have that much sauce won’t starve to death in five days.
The only person that is going to starve to death in 5 days is someone who's already been starving to death for the previous 20 days.
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Went to taco bell a couple months ago and asked for "extra fire" and got this....
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The Diablo sauce was a shitty trade for the Verde sauce.
Verde sauce is for the uneducated. Hot wins every day.
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