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Old 05-08-2019, 09:27 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Looked up the HikVision. There is an afforadble 4MP 4 camera system for about $750. But only 1 TB installed, expandable to 6. For a urban small residence we would only run two most times. Any ideas on how long 1 TB will last before it gets re-written or deleted ?

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Old 05-08-2019, 09:34 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2019, 11:10 AM   #29 (permalink)
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When he turns to drive out, looks like there was a passenger in the front seat!

With that huge decal on the tailgate I'm sure he wouldn't be hard to find for some shitty revenge
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Old 05-08-2019, 11:16 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Looked up the HikVision. There is an afforadble 4MP 4 camera system for about $750. But only 1 TB installed, expandable to 6. For a urban small residence we would only run two most times. Any ideas on how long 1 TB will last before it gets re-written or deleted ?
Sorry I don't know how to figure it. It goes by mp of your cameras added up multiplied by your total memory divided by you moms maiden name or something like that. For example, my cameras total 20mp and I have 14 terabyte of memory. Add in moms name and i can store video for nearly two weeks! Makes sense huh

edit-I just looked at the link you posted. It looks like it will only record 4mp, from what I remember that means its total capacity while recording. ie-one 4mp camera, or two 2mp cameras or 4-1mp camera, etc. It comes with four 4mp cameras, so it wont record all them at their maximum mp capability. I think that is why I had to buy such an expensive dvr unit and all that memory. hopefully someone smarter about this comes along to confirm/debunk.
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Old 05-08-2019, 11:19 AM   #31 (permalink)
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When he turns to drive out, looks like there was a passenger in the front seat!

With that huge decal on the tailgate I'm sure he wouldn't be hard to find for some shitty revenge
Looked like a wife-unit. Sheriff deputy thought I was joking about it last night until I sent him the video today. He said I should've called it in.
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That was a long shit. I could have been in and out of there in 30 seconds.
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Liberal voter checking in:

Oh non-specific non-homophobic deity damn it. It was all fun and games until you assumed their gender

We had a non binary gender neutral latinx person do that in a safe space where I volunteered at my non profit. Walked around asking for the bathroom but didn't know which one to use because ze is genderqueer, while the whole time was rolling turds down ze's pant leg. Ze wandered around for a good 5 minutes leaving a turd trail before someone got to ze and pointed ze in the right direction.
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I've had to "shit right now" before , but always managed to find a place that wasn't someones yard are parking lot. There was a couple times I almost didn't my britches down in time though
Damned whiskey shits!
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had to be a revenge shit
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I can not imagine what my wife would be saying while I was shitting in parking lot right beside her. I can't decide if this guy's "give a shitter" is completely broke or functioning at 100% given the evidence.
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I can not imagine what my wife would be saying while I was shitting in parking lot right beside her. I can't decide if this guy's "give a shitter" is completely broke or functioning at 100% given the evidence.
I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic in chicago for 2 hours last year and had to resort to a taco bell water cup I found under the seat. After the third dump of the cup out the window my wife was crying begging me to stop. Guy behind me didn't look impressed either. Not sure what I would have done if it had been a critical #2 situation, I hope I never have to make that call.
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I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic in chicago for 2 hours last year and had to resort to a taco bell water cup I found under the seat. After the third dump of the cup out the window my wife was crying begging me to stop. Guy behind me didn't look impressed either. Not sure what I would have done if it had been a critical #2 situation, I hope I never have to make that call.
I had it happen in a loaded flatbed tractor trailer at 6 am middle of nowhere 2 lane road. Hit me hard and fast, so i pulled into first gas station i came to, parked in back corner adjacent to a cow pasture, ran to the door to find they werent open yet, full sprint back to truck i barely got my pants down in time on the other side of truck holding onto a tire. It was spray and pray. I just didnt see that level of panic here
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Old 05-08-2019, 12:23 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Pretty durable poop considering the rain.

Hurry up and identify him by the tailgate sticker, bring him back, rub his nose in it and whack him with a newspaper.
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Old 05-08-2019, 12:43 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Had a girlfriend that just had to pee when we were out on a date, found her a spot on a unused drawbridge the one just north of terminal island.

I think they changed it to a more modern bridge by now.
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Is it national Pick-on-a-liberal day or just a slow week for fox news?
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This isn't the first time I've seen a public shitter use the same technique.... I'm still mystified though, how in the fuck do you shit standing up? And I'm with the people calling revenge shit, dude was clearly not in a panic and did it in the middle of the damn parking lot. Also straight up shitted in full view of whoever was sitting in the passenger seat! Wtf?!
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Might have been a double dog dare type situation. Serious business.
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Might have been a double dog dare type situation. Serious business.
I think you mean "triple dog dare"!
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This isn't the first time I've seen a public shitter use the same technique.... I'm still mystified though, how in the fuck do you shit standing up? And I'm with the people calling revenge shit, dude was clearly not in a panic and did it in the middle of the damn parking lot. Also straight up shitted in full view of whoever was sitting in the passenger seat! Wtf?!
Dude was clearly a pro, just not just the weekend warrior street shitter variety.


Guy I worked with in my youth previously worked for a used car lot, the owner stiffed him out of some pay. The guy slipped into the car lot late one night after some beer and mexican food and dropped a duce in the drivers seat of the owners personal car he left over night at the lot. Now that was a revenge shit .
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I think you mean "triple dog dare"!
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Does gregj50 have an alibi ?
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Damned whiskey shits!
Lol I always joked with the guys on a shop day we are all gonna toss 5 bucks in a pot and get lunch at sharbys. The guy that could hold the shit the longest would win the pot.
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I have a truck driver friend who had the urge one morning, he just pulled to the side of the highway, grabbed some paper and went behind the rear trailer wheels, the truck started rolling away, I guess that was his "ah ha" moment. LOL He said it was quite the decision as to what to do.
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