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Old 05-15-2019, 08:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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"alfred W. Skiing in Russia Cool" seems like a legit litmus test for cool factor
Do you know how COLD it gets there?
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Alred W and Ligboozer back at the same time? Coincidence? or they are the same person. i same they are the same person.
That is a really strange coincidence
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Old 05-15-2019, 08:53 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Calling it. You're a spy.

You're one of those guys that follows the character arc of a Soderbergh movie. You may not even be aware.

The Russians are literally stalking you.
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In before the "Alfred W beats children" shit starts again

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Old 05-15-2019, 09:11 AM   #30 (permalink)
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In before the "Alfred W beats children" shit starts again

My kids are awesome, plus they have done more, and been to more countries in their lives than most of you fuckers.




Lets see your 6 year old pick up Teenage Japanese Hotties.



Anyone Up for some Call Of Duty Black Ops?


Funny only in America do I have to worry about the safety of our Flag.
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Old 05-15-2019, 09:18 AM   #31 (permalink)
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No I did not touch any of the Russian girls... that I'm aware of....

So the chances that the FSB didn't slip you a roofie and take compromising photos are around, ohhhh.... I'd guess... ZERO percent.

The classic "All the girls in Russia are cute!"

All the girls YOU saw in Russia are cute

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Buh-but the men are on drugs leaving these women all alone!
Huh. Russian girls don't do drugs?

Russian girls don't do drugs but all the men are gone doing drugs. Huh.

And the ones that are left just happen to be attractive and around you. Ya don't say.

Because the Honeypot isn't an FSB/KGB specialty.

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Old 05-15-2019, 09:26 AM   #32 (permalink)
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My kids are awesome, plus they have done more, and been to more countries in their lives than most of you fuckers.

If your kids are awesome it's in spite of you, not because of you.

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In before the "Alfred W beats children" shit starts again

Hey you started it. But since we're there
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Old 05-15-2019, 09:33 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Hey you started it. But since we're there
Eh I'm take it or leave it. In the original context I saw no harm, but the wolves around here will take anything and run.

I'd buy AW a beer if he made it this far north. No fawks given
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Do you know how COLD it gets there?


Cold enough that the girls didnt feel threatened by what they thought was a eunuch?


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The classic "All the girls in Russia are cute!"

All the girls YOU saw in Russia are cute
having looked at his pics I'd disagree with even that qualifier
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Old 05-15-2019, 10:29 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Huh, reverse image search and there they are, same pictures.
Yeah, that there was one of them rhetorical questions.
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Old 05-15-2019, 10:37 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Huh, reverse image search and there they are, same pictures.
Yeah, that there was one of them rhetorical questions.
Kind of like deja vu all over again.
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Whoops. Looks like you slipped in your own awesomeness.
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Trying to play catch up from shitty end/start of the year(market took a dump), new outfit I'm hauling for is having constant breakdowns, pups are annoying with their constant pissing and shitting and had a bit of a family tragedy Easter weekend.
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What the everliving fuck? I could swear I paid Slava in yankee blue jeans to get rid of your creepy ass. Fucking Rasputin II over here.
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Old 05-15-2019, 06:42 PM   #44 (permalink)
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If Chister and SpawnX show up Im yeeting the fuck out of here.
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Old 05-16-2019, 04:20 AM   #45 (permalink)
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If your kids are awesome it's in spite of you, not because of you.



Hey you started it. But since we're there


I spend allot of time with my kids. I can't remember the last time I spanked my daughter she is 10 now, too old for spanking.
Besides she knows it easier to just go with the flow.

My son 6, wish I could say don't remember, but I do. He got mad and threw his I pad breaking the screen.
He got a sore ass and a Broke I pad. That was 2 weeks ago.

My kids clean their rooms and there is no fighting over eating vegetables. But my kids have been to Tokyo Disney, Hong Kong Disney.
Interacted with Tigers, Whale sharks. They snorkel like professionals.. I have never harassed anyone about their kids. I have seen allot of parents in action and I feel very sorry some of those kids.

I had a very hard decision to make this year about the STEM school they are going to. I am pulling them out, and putting them into our towns schools.
I want them to have a social life also. Hard to do when school is an hour away.

I was at a parent/teacher conference. about my son.
His teacher was wanting to put him into special classes for dumbass kids to help with his reading.
He thought is was a great thing like he was extra special.

When we got home I explained that his teacher wants to put him in the Dumbass kids program.
His reading has improved over 200% and his teacher is amazed at how much he improved.
I sit and read with him 4 nights a week. The other 3 nights I work.

I told her that I did not lie to the kid. I told him the truth.
Plus I read with him every night.
My son does not want to be known as the class dumbass.

As a matter of fact the first time I went to Russia.
My wife's friend was living in our house helping watch the kids.
Someone called the police to say that our kids were left home alone.

So half a year later when I have video of a thief breaking into our cars.
A cop is telling me how he had to come out to our house because our kids were left alone. So then I asked what happened.
He said he knocked on the door and a 28 year old woman answered.
I looked at the cop and said. "Why are you slandering us?"
He was shocked. I continued. YOU SAID THAT WE LEFT OUR KIDS ALONE, a 28 year old woman answered the door." How can they be ALONE when there is a 28 year old woman with them?!! Stop slandering my family name or I will file a lawsuit.

What you should have said WAS. " We had a FALSE report of your kids being left home alone." What you should be worried about is the fucker that made that report.

Anyway my kids are doing awesome.
But thank you for your concern.
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Old 05-16-2019, 05:10 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Fuck the haters man. Live your life before it's over.
Thank you.

I live everyday to the fullest. I have never went out of my way to hurt nobody.
If I can help them I can.
I am working for my wife's retirement.

She is building a 4 story apartment building in her hometown in the Philippines.
9 months out of the year it will be rented out to college girls on Floors 2 and 3 floor one is for the boys. the 4th floor is our Apartment.



Kubinka tank museum.



Some days they let you drive a tank. But On this day the activities were a little different.



There may or may not be photos of me with an AK-47. But there is no Video.





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I have never harassed anyone about their kids...
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The stupid bitch mother next to me who also was watching says.
"Don't talk to my son that way."
I went off like an atomic bomb.
YOU WONDER WHY MEN DON'T RESPECT WOMEN?
IT'S BECAUSE DUMB C*%T'S LIKE YOU ARE RAISING THEM!
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She says "I'm going to call my husband!"
I whipped out my cellphone and said.
"Call him I'd love to kick his ass right now!."
They left, never invited to another party.
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Old 05-16-2019, 05:52 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Of course in Moscow I had to stay in a real dump.
Real squaller of conditions to overcome here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2BJHT8ST5w

The Russians paid for everything.

This Mig is on display in Zhukovsky.


Here is the static display on Google maps. Look for Mc Donalds then the triangle in front between the streets.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Zh...2!4d38.1132562

The Russians do love their static displays. This one is on the south side of Moscow. Saw it on our way to the Kubinka Tank Museum.


All Russian Flight testing is suppose to be done at Zhukovsky. Even their new stealth fighter. But when they are flight testing military stuff we have to stay indoors.
I never took my cellphone out of my backpack and left it in our offices. You would see fighters doing acrobatics 100 feet right over our hanger.
The kids were at the windows with their cell phones. I did suggest that was not a smart thing to do. College grads looked at me like I was an idiot.
Americans video recording a Russian fighter in Russia. What could possibly go wrong here. MY BAD!

All Security at Zhukovsky Airport is done by Retired, and/or X Spetsnaz and Russian Airborne.
On my last day there. The head of Security (Retired Col. Spetsnaz), through our Office manager, (who was also Russian Airborne)
Asked me if I ever wondered WHY I was always the first one in the Building, and the first one to leave.....

I thought it was by name or age LOL. No!

Alexander our office manager said. " You are like us, You are Airborne, all LEGS to the rear!." I almost died laughing.
Then The Col. looked at me very seriously, and asked in Russian.
( I'm willing to bet he speaks better English than I do.)
When you were in the U.S.ARMY what countries did you operate in?
With out missing a beat I smiled and replied.
" I NEVER did anything bad in Mother Russia."
They all burst out laughing.
And I came home.
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#legendary.
Kids, not a fucking monster.
I do not interfere, I am NOT going to let someones ill mannered bastard disrupt my life. Not exactly the same thing ass wipe.

My kids are loved by EVERYONE who meets them.
WHY, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WILD FUCKING ANIMALS.
I tell my daughter that she is MY Princess,
BUT the rest of the world is not going to see her that way.
She will be judged by how she acts and how she treats others.

I don't drink alcohol motherfucker. So I have no warped views of the world.
I noticed that allot of you fuckers that drink and do your Doctor prescription drugs can be borderline delusional.
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Eh I'm take it or leave it. In the original context I saw no harm, but the wolves around here will take anything and run.

I'd buy AW a beer if he made it this far north. No fawks given
Thanks I don't drink alcohol.
That would not stop me from buying you a beer.
If I had known they wanted pictures of UGLY Russian women I would have taken some for them.
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