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Old 05-14-2019, 05:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Welcome back you creepy bastard!!!

I guess we wernt lucky enough to have them torture you for being a spy or anything.


How was the trip? Worth it?
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Turns out I now wish two people here were dead.
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Ugh, guess I have to be that guy and ask, cliffs? I've been kinda in a slump and not on here too much recently.
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Ugh, guess I have to be that guy and ask, cliffs? I've been kinda in a slump and not on here too much recently.
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Old 05-14-2019, 05:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ugh, guess I have to be that guy and ask, cliffs? I've been kinda in a slump and not on here too much recently.
Hey asshole, when you're in a slump, you better turn to pirate for us to cheer you up...yeah that's what we'll do!

Ditto on the cliffs
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Old 05-14-2019, 05:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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He's posting in the Meme thread right where he left off. There are some nice Russian chick pics, and him bragging his legend up.
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We didn't stop to say hi cause he's a fucking douchebag.
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Ugh, guess I have to be that guy and ask, cliffs? I've been kinda in a slump and not on here too much recently.
Log truck take a dump on you?
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Old 05-15-2019, 12:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I like that guy. Glad hes back.
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He's posting in the Meme thread right where he left off. There are some nice Russian chick pics, and him bragging his legend up.
Funny you should use that specific word.
That's my Nick-name from the Experimental group from West Palm Beach.
Great story how I got the nick name, as I was the first foreign national to ever walk into the Aircraft Factory in Irkutsk,
and show the Russians how to put sheet metal on their own air frame.
I also BROKE the factories inspector.
Old Hard ass cold war Soviet that didn't want Americans in his factory. Making that man look like a total moron in front of the entire executive staff of the Ikurt company. I got him to do all the work and played dumb as a box of rocks the whole time. It was so SURREAL.
I got a T-shirt, Experimental Florida gave me a shirt that says LEGENDS are born in September. I was the only Mechanic that would go from Connecticut.
So my Nick-name is "The Legend", down in West alm Beach.



https://oi214.photobucket.com/albums...ps0sttcgdo.jpg



I really did give a speech that helped Ikurt make a 5 billion dollar deal with Aeroflot.


I did get to go skiing while I was there. First time in 28 years I went skiing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZeD8M9DMSE&t=317s

It was a very interesting experience.
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Old 05-15-2019, 05:04 AM   #12 (permalink)
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More Russian stories and pictures please. I really though you were locked up in a Russian gulag. Im glad you made it back.
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Old 05-15-2019, 05:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Meh, I thought this was about Biden.
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Old 05-15-2019, 06:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Funny you should use that specific word.
That's my Nick-name from the Experimental group from West Palm Beach.
Great story how I got the nick name, as I was the first foreign national to ever walk into the Aircraft Factory in Irkutsk,
and show the Russians how to put sheet metal on their own air frame.
I also BROKE the factories inspector.
Old Hard ass cold war Soviet that didn't want Americans in his factory. Making that man look like a total moron in front of the entire executive staff of the Ikurt company. I got him to do all the work and played dumb as a box of rocks the whole time. It was so SURREAL.
I got a T-shirt, Experimental Florida gave me a shirt that says LEGENDS are born in September. I was the only Mechanic that would go from Connecticut.
So my Nick-name is "The Legend", down in West alm Beach.



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I really did give a speech that helped Ikurt make a 5 billion dollar deal with Aeroflot.


I did get to go skiing while I was there. First time in 28 years I went skiing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZeD8M9DMSE&t=317s

It was a very interesting experience.
Are you senile? You ran that line of BS months ago.
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Me and my co driver were running across the Lakebed on our way to pre run when we saw :gary: walking his dog.

We didn't stop to say hi cause he's a fucking douchebag.
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More Russian stories and pictures please. I really though you were locked up in a Russian gulag. Im glad you made it back.
Thanks, When I was in Moscow I had gotten into several arguments as to what we needed. Mostly with my own people, the Engineers (college Kids). Mostly about FAA regulations, Steel tables for fans blades. We did not use steel tables as the engineers wanted, they made custom wooden tables to my specifications.





https://www.rt.com/business/417609-a...vliery-russia/
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More Russian stories and pictures please. I really though you were locked up in a Russian gulag. I’m glad you made it back.
Thanks, When I was in Moscow I had gotten into several arguments as to what we needed. Mostly with my own people, the Engineers (college Kids). Mostly about FAA regulations, Steel tables for fans blades. We did not use steel tables as the engineers wanted, they made custom wooden tables to my specifications.

I never took any pictures inside the factory, or of the engines. Since the Russians were made to pay for a portion of the Development costs.
The Russians ARE allowed to take pictures of the engines. They took pictures of me in the factory in Irkutsk because they found out I had 2 small kids at home and being gone almost 3 months They took pictures for my kids. Some of my union co-workers went to HR on me for taking pictures. Of course some asshole went to HR on me for wearing a Trump make America great again T-shirt.
Keep in mind I am standing about 50 feet away from where they build their SU-30 Super fighter, to my right on the other side of the wall. We can see them being built when we get up on the platorm to go into the cockpit.
IRKUT Corporation
Check it out. The factory was built mostly by German POW's. It's Huge.
When I was being checked out the first time in the Security Office.
They mentioned espionage, I looked that fucker dead in the eyes while pounding my right index finger into the desk and said.
"Look here, there is NO WAY IN HELL I'm taking a pay cut to work for the CA." "Do you understand me?"



You see what is on my belt? I am the only Foreign national in there with a cellphone, and multi-tool on my belt.
I am wearing a Support the troops shirt too.



On my second trip as the first Flight test Mechanic.
The day before I was suppose to leave they are having a big show for the Aircraft buyers from that half of the world.
My replacement mechanic asked what was going on.
I told him that they know that I am leaving tomorrow and this is my going away party.
We are talking Ice sculptures, Caviar catered drinks and fancy, white table clothed tables.
I was ambushed into giving a speech by the Vice President of the Air framer, he is in charge of sales.
So since the week Before I went to the Old Soviet Union's Central Air-force Museum. I talked about the history of Russian aviation.



And the Russians impressive skills at Reverse engineering.

So don't tell me that there is no such thing as GOD.
I got a standing ovation.
I thought I was going to be fired when In got home.
I'm now a production Test cell operator.
https://www.rt.com/business/417609-a...vliery-russia/
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A really great story behind this picture.
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No I did not touch any of the Russian girls.
I could have, there is a serious lack of young men in Russia.
This is due to drugs and aids.
I am a married man. I would NEVER cheat on my wife and kids.


I treated all those ladies like they were my daughter.
If ANY of thse girls should see me 5 years from now I will put money they will run and give me a hug and kiss on the cheek.
No I am not resizing the pictures.
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One day I wore that hat into the factory.
We walked through to the Aircraft, our escort was laughing his ass off.
He explained. Looking at me saying. "He is wearing that hat they think he is someone very important."
They are hiding shit, and cleaning up all over the place.
I acting mildly offended. "Hey My mother thought was important.
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Alred W and Ligboozer back at the same time? Coincidence? or they are the same person. i same they are the same person.
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Are you senile? You ran that line of BS months ago.
Huh, reverse image search and there they are, same pictures.
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"alfred W. Skiing in Russia Cool" seems like a legit litmus test for cool factor
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