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Old 05-30-2019, 02:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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F-35 Dogfight Accidentally Resulted in a Sky Penis

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Six F-35 Joint Strike Fighters from the 56th Fighter Wing at Luke Air Force Base, Arizona, simulating aggressor air training accidentally created contrails that resembled a penis, base officials told Military.com

"The contrails were made by the 2-ship as they were beginning the fight with the 4-ship and then told to hold off, causing them to hook to reposition before then beginning the fight again, causing them to hook once more," Heyse said.

That flight pattern created something like a phallic symbol in the sky. What is not seen in the photos circulating on social media is a "third vertical contrail" parallel to the two original contrails, she added.

The accidental drawing comes after a trend of aerial maneuvers by U.S. military units that involved drawing penis-like shapes across the sky in 2018.

Last year, two West Coast-based Marines were investigated and subsequently punished for executing a flight pattern that resembled a phallus in late October; they were later restricted to ground duties and given administrative discipline, the Marine Corps confirmed in December.

It was suspected that Air Force crews over Ramstein Air Base, Germany, attempted their own sky penis drawing in April 2018.

And the commander of a B-52 Stratofortress squadron at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota, was relieved of duty in November after sexually explicit and phallic drawings were found during a deployment to Al Udeid Air Base, Qatar.

Lt. Col. Paul Goossen of the 69th Bomb Squadron attempted to stop his fellow airmen from drawing "d---s everywhere," according to the investigation, which included penis drawings discovered on a moving map displayed on the B-52's Combat Network Communication Technology (CONECT) cockpit software.
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"accidental"

at least the navy guys owned up to sky dicks like men.
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Aww, lighten up - the kids were just dickin' around
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Embracing your male gender identity is ok with me. If you want to draw a sky dick with a billion dollar aircraft, draw a sky dick. Just make sure it's the best sky dick you could possibly draw.
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That was the Super Hornet sky penis; correct?
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Lt. Col. Paul Goossen of the 69th Bomb Squadron attempted to stop his fellow airmen from drawing "d---s everywhere," according to the investigation, which included penis drawings discovered on a moving map displayed on the B-52's Combat Network Communication Technology (CONECT) cockpit software.
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Someone figure out how to draw a sky vagina so we can call it even
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I honestly expected better from a 100 million dollar aircraft.
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That was the Super Hornet sky penis; correct?
yep, local fox used file footage, my bad.
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Embracing your male gender identity is ok with me. If you want to draw a sky dick with a billion dollar aircraft, draw a sky dick. Just make sure it's the best sky dick you could possibly draw.
This^^^^So much this!
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Looks like it could be done in a matter of seconds. It's probably a legit maneuver?

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