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Old 06-25-2019, 07:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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never get high

on your own supply.

https://local12.com/news/local/court...-dealing-drugs

apparently this guy never did.
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CINCINNATI (WKRC) - If the defendant cant get to court, court will go to the defendant.

That's what happened Wednesday when a 600-pound convicted drug dealer was sentenced.

An ambulance pulled up to the loading area of the Hamilton County Courthouse. Forty-two-year-old Kirk Smith was inside. Court had to come outside to him. Thats where Smith was sentenced for trafficking in cocaine, weapons under disability and other drug charges.

Sgt. Ryan Hudson with the Cincinnati Police Department said, We received a Crimestoppers tip and some information from the community that an individual up on Rosewood in Hartwell -- the activity was consistent with drug trafficking.

Cincinnati Police got information that Smith was running a drug ring. When officers raided the house in April 2018, they found surveillance cameras, drugs and guns that Smith isn't legally allowed to own. They read him his rights but could not physically arrest him.

It was obvious that there were people running for him because he's so large, as I mentioned 600 to 700 pounds, he wasn't able to move around freely, said Hudson. It made it kind of tough on us to maneuver or almost get him out of the house that particular day. In fact, it was impossible.

Wednesday, the ambulance took Smith from the courthouse directly to prison. He was sentenced to two years behind bars. Police are hoping the conviction gives neighbors their peace of mind back.

It was pretty evident and obvious that the people...they don't want the activity. They don't want the violence that's associated with the drug sales. They just want a quiet neighborhood, just like we all do, said Hudson.

Smith's co-conspirator, Isaac Collins, was convicted of trafficking in marijuana.
cause I an't never seen a 600lb cocaine user.
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Old 06-25-2019, 07:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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he probably shoulda got high on his supply and maybe not become jabba the hut.

LOL, talk about an easy target; a guy too fat to leave his house that the cops dont even bother to arrest because hes such a fat fuck.

at least He'll prob lose some lbs in jail from lower calorie intake.
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Old 06-25-2019, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Somewhere a prison guard is already drafting his union grievance knowing he'll get stuck having to bathe the guy...
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WKRP has not reported on this yet..
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Somewhere a prison guard is already drafting his union grievance knowing he'll get stuck having to bathe the guy...
Yeah, fuck that. This is more like it.



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I don't understand how someone achieves that level of obesity. I mean, how much food do you have to shovel down your throat everyday to get to and maintain that weight?
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I don't understand how someone achieves that level of obesity. I mean, how much food do you have to shovel down your throat everyday to get to and maintain that weight?
I'm not sure if it's the amount. I think once you just give up on any physical activity you're going to be a fatass.
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I'm not sure if it's the amount. I think once you just give up on any physical activity you're going to be a fatass.
There's a big gap between being a run of the mill fatass and being 600 pounds though. 300? Yeah, you can pull that off by just eating the standard American diet and being lazy. 400+ though seems like it would almost take a deliberate effort.
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There's a big gap between being a run of the mill fatass and being 600 pounds though. 300? Yeah, you can pull that off by just eating the standard American diet and being lazy. 400+ though seems like it would almost take a deliberate effort.
or being a 300lb dude that found someone to do all his drug sales running for him.

and then you suddenly end up being a 600lb dude.


I don't know.
as someone that's 134lbs for life, I simply can't comprehend it.
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Somewhere a prison guard is already drafting his union grievance knowing he'll get stuck having to bathe the guy...
If hes too big to make it to the shower, bet hes too big to make it to the toilet too.
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I bet everyone in prison is going to take turns fucking his folds.
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I bet everyone in prison is going to take turns fucking his folds.
grab a terry fold.

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I bet everyone in prison is going to take turns fucking his folds.
More like grab a flap and hold on
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