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Old 08-16-2019, 11:26 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Never seen vodka lemonades marketed at all learned it from a group of drunk sorority girls at a college party

I love me some tequila, even when it has some green juice in it, but mimosas and margaritas are true basic bitch drinks not sure how those get a pass in your book.

Where does Dr Magillicuddy rank on your bitch-drinkometer?
Mimosas, really? It's bubbly alcoholic orange juice, what's not to like? Swap out Mimosas for Bloody Marys to put the hair on the dog (which I've done like 4 times in my life). It really is good.

Fireball is not. Fireball is horseshit. It's for women who want to be a Bad Bitch and drink with the boys. That's it, that's the way I see it.

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Old 08-16-2019, 11:28 AM   #27 (permalink)
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You guys are funny. I'm married with a kid so my goals when ordering at the bar are whatever is the cheapest that won't give me a shitty hangover and doesn't taste like ass... bonus points for pairing well with tacos and shitty bar food. Ain't nobody got time to worry if you look girly at the bar when you're trying to get drunk and go get tacos before the babysitter is off the clock.
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:37 AM   #28 (permalink)
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You guys are funny. I'm married with a kid so my goals when ordering at the bar are whatever is the cheapest that won't give me a shitty hangover and doesn't taste like ass... bonus points for pairing well with tacos and shitty bar food. Ain't nobody got time to worry if you look girly at the bar when you're trying to get drunk and go get tacos before the babysitter is off the clock.
Long Island Iced Tea, make them make it in front of you, not out of the watered jug behind the bar.
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:39 AM   #29 (permalink)
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You guys are funny. I'm married with a kid so my goals when ordering at the bar are whatever is the cheapest that won't give me a shitty hangover and doesn't taste like ass... bonus points for pairing well with tacos and shitty bar food. Ain't nobody got time to worry if you look girly at the bar when you're trying to get drunk and go get tacos before the babysitter is off the clock.
Then why aren't you at home with your wife and kid instead of hanging out in a bar drinking cheap shit trying to get drunk and even eating shit food?
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Then why aren't you at home with your wife and kid instead of hanging out in a bar drinking cheap shit trying to get drunk and even eating shit food?
Just put him on ignore if you can't handle the bantz, son.
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:44 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I've never heard of that, that is way better. That's almost the perfect drink.
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I've never heard of that, that is way better. That's almost the perfect drink.
Very similar to a Long Island. It'll get you there, and quick.
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my favorite bartender knows what I like. Simple, high quality booze, zero sugars and ghey shit in it and a blender will not be required...

I have a sister who drinks fireball and goes to wine bars. good for her.

Harry, you can get a good martini at the Grower's Pub and you can get non shitty bar food there as well...
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Fireball isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I think "sippin' whiskey." I can't stand the stuff.
I love fireball and it ain't the first thing that comes to mind when I think "sippin' whiskey
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my favorite bartender knows what I like. Simple, high quality booze, zero sugars and ghey shit in it and a blender will not be required...

I have a sister who drinks fireball and goes to wine bars. good for her.

Harry, you can get a good martini at the Grower's Pub and you can get non shitty bar food there as well...
do you take your favorite bartender out on the trail with you?
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Are you trying to channel OB or sumtin?

Couldn't help myself, sorry.
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The hell you say...

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I think the subject OP was a Russian Troll or a bot.. Pirate4x4 has been had.
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do you take your favorite bartender out on the trail with you?
well, he is a hell of a good bartender... but I don't want to have to delete threads... so...

I'll keep tha drankin to camp and in town...
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Mimosas, really? It's bubbly alcoholic orange juice, what's not to like? Swap out Mimosas for Bloody Marys to put the hair on the dog (which I've done like 4 times in my life). It really is good.

Fireball is not. Fireball is horseshit. It's for women who want to be a Bad Bitch and drink with the boys. That's it, that's the way I see it.

Fireball and Angry Orchard is like buying a Jeep. You want to be cool but really you're just a lesbian.
No one squeezed your head so STFU Douchecanoe!
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Then why aren't you at home with your wife and kid instead of hanging out in a bar drinking cheap shit trying to get drunk and even eating shit food?
Date nights with the wife. Sometimes you gotta get a sitter and go have fun with your spouse.
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