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Old 09-05-2019, 10:10 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I grew up in a strict southern Baptist house... no chick posters on the wall.

Similar, Church of Christ...

No women, or even bands.

I had a big poster of the Michael Keaton Batmobile with its specs listed, I also had a poster the same size of the Batman logo.

I had a ~1x6' banner of the geologic time scale that had "realistic" paintings of the various creatures and dinosaurs that lived in each time period, progressing from oldest to youngest. Somehow a poster alluding to evolution was okay?

This turned into a rambling tangent, sorry...

I've searched and searched, but I can't find the image or poster I had anywhere on the internet. I've probably tripped a few alarms with my searches too. There was an '85 TV movie called Under Siege, not the early '90s Seagal film of the same name. In the TV movie, terrorists blew up the US Capitol. Since they couldn't blow up the actual US Capitol for the film, they used the Arkansas State Capitol in Little Rock, since it bears a close resemblance to the US Capitol. At the time my dad worked for one of our state conservation, ag and natural resource lobbying agencies, spent a lot of time in the State Capitol. I was a young, and apparently saw either an advertisement or the movie and thought they really blew up my dad's office. Dad brought home a poster from that movie, the picture was a fire ball from the explosion coming out of the dome of the capitol.
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Old 09-05-2019, 10:29 PM   #52 (permalink)
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It was circa 1988 I was 12 years old and I won a full size poster of Traci Lords at a street fair I bought a poster frame and proudly displayed that mofo on my closet door and it was up there along with lots of others until I moved out at 19.

This poster right here
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It was circa 1988 I was 12 years old and I won a full size poster of Traci Lords at a street fair I bought a poster frame and proudly displayed that mofo on my closet door and it was up there along with lots of others until I moved out at 19.
When I was stationed in South Korea (85-86), there was a video with her in it that got passed around a lot

Rumor has it that she was under age when the video was shot
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Old 09-06-2019, 12:36 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2019, 12:42 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Is that that chick that was cheating on her carpenter husband with some bigshot from out of town?

Knocked up from a 1-night stand - that's some Jerry Springer shit right there







EDIT: on-topic, neighbor kid had a Farrah poster like the one posted earlier.

Here's another random nipplicious Farrah photo:

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Is that that chick that was cheating on her carpenter husband with some bigshot from out of town?

Knocked up from a 1-night stand - that's some Jerry Springer shit right there
It ain’t Dorothy Stratten
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I had a glam ad shot of her when she was a singer at the local Playboy club at Great Gorge, NJ. And TV commercials on Saturday morning too

I didn't know Barbi posed nude for the magazine until you posted the centerfold
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When I was stationed in South Korea (85-86), there was a video with her in it that got passed around a lot

Rumor has it that she was under age when the video was shot
From what I've read she supposedly started working in porn at 16 using a fake ID and then supposedly SHE tipped off the authorities about her age as a way to "hide" her porn career and move on to mainstream acting. She apparently left the porn industry just a couple days after she turned 18 and the tip to authorities caused all sorts of legal troubles for some people and caused all but one of her films to be taken off the market.
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No posters in my bedroom because of the old Southern Baptist thing, and my dad saying, "all these walls are mine".

The internet came out in middle school so I printed a colorized topless Pam Anderson and hung in my locker.
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Bridget Fonda, Point of No Return movie poster on the back of my bedroom door. Mom found it after a few months and ripped it down. I got an ass chewing about it for her being related to Jane Fonda.
The next day I had the same poster put back up.
Fuck you Mom!
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I grew up in a strict southern Baptist house... no chick posters on the wall.

Kinda the same! I bought and hung a poster of Samantha Fox when I was 12 but my dad told me to take it down the minute he saw it. Little did he know I just moved it to the back of my bedroom door where it stayed until he found it when replacing the door (that I had punched a hole in and covered with an Eye Protection Must be Worn in This Area sign) after I had moved out of the house. My mom knew it was there, but she thankfully never told my dad.
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I was younger than that when Farrah was on my wall. Maybe 12.

Yup; same here.
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That was my 2nd poster!


Right next to Farrah.
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Your post count is 0.
Way to only give him half the information.

fatguy, you need to send a PM to Evernoob so he can open your link and picture posting option. He's old and gets a lot of PM's, so you might have to send him a few.
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'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, makes Eastwood look so fine...
When I was 12 or so I was at Kennywood (Pgh amusement park) and I had like $12 left of the $15 my parents gave me. I wanted this poster so bad that I lost all of my remaining money trying to win it. Went home broke and left my dad wondering where his change went.

I still want it for in the basement, just out of principal
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