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Beat95YJ 09-12-2019 09:17 PM

Went out for a beer with an imaginary Internet friend.
 
Did not get raped or murdered. Good job pirate! :beer:

crowbar7 09-12-2019 09:21 PM

You're doing it wrong:flipoff2:

TRNDRVR 09-12-2019 09:22 PM

Did you at least have consensual sex? :massey:

guidolyons 09-12-2019 09:26 PM

I didn't get murdered either. :lmao:

shortbus4x4 09-12-2019 09:27 PM

So is there a second date?:flipoff2:

DirtyComanche 09-12-2019 09:31 PM

Sounds like a fail.

Beat95YJ 09-12-2019 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guidolyons (Post 44601940)
I didn't get murdered either. :lmao:

Next time Iíll bring a weapon. :homer: :laughing:

Mr Stubs 09-12-2019 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beat95YJ (Post 44601924)
Did not get raped or murdered. Good job pirate! :beer:

Lol, you just didnít feel it.

thefishguy77 09-12-2019 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Stubs (Post 44601968)
Lol, you just didnít feel it.



Iím out! :laughing: :laughing: :lmao: :lmao:


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erictylers1 09-13-2019 12:00 AM

Ok w/ whom?

Pat McRotch 09-13-2019 12:11 AM

I was imaginary me.

Well, I may be 1500 miles away, but I was drinking non-imaginary beer. Still am in fact

Tigerchief 09-13-2019 05:25 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

:flipoff2:

WillC 09-13-2019 05:37 AM

So this question came up. Every time Frank drinks is he guilty of DWI/DUI?:flipoff2:

Technohead 09-13-2019 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigerchief (Post 44602122)
Pics or it didn't happen.

:flipoff2:

x2

LeadfootCJ7 09-13-2019 06:24 AM

Guido is good people. His friends are questionable though :flipoff2:

talon2006 are you reading this???

Rttoys 09-13-2019 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeadfootCJ7 (Post 44602162)
Guido is good people. His friends are questionable though :flipoff2:

talon2006 are you reading this???

I heard he pisses off wives though. :laughing:

eraser5 09-13-2019 06:48 AM

Was it better than drinking alone? I thought you were dating a chick named Rosie somethingorother. :grinpimp:

palmettozuk 09-13-2019 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beat95YJ (Post 44601924)
Did not get raped or murdered. Good job pirate! :beer:

How long did it take him to cum?

Asking for a friend

DirtyComanche 09-13-2019 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillC (Post 44602128)
So this question came up. Every time Frank drinks is he guilty of DWI/DUI?:flipoff2:

He lets jesus take the wheel.

guidolyons 09-13-2019 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeadfootCJ7 (Post 44602162)
Guido is good people. His friends are questionable though :flipoff2:

talon2006 are you reading this???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rttoys (Post 44602178)
I heard he pisses off wives though. :laughing:

:lmao:

NOODLES 09-13-2019 09:31 AM

Can you get a DUI operating a wheelchair?

Beat95YJ 09-13-2019 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyComanche (Post 44602300)
He lets jesus take the wheel.

:laughing: :tank:

Beat95YJ 09-13-2019 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOODLES (Post 44602384)
Can you get a DUI operating a wheelchair?

Some people have. Other people get a drunk in public. I think it really comes down to how much of a dick you are while you are drunk. Also whether you are in the street or on the sidewalk. During the day sometimes I go down the street because itís smoother and I can see that being much greater case for getting a DUI.

Beat95YJ 09-13-2019 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eraser5 (Post 44602192)
Was it better than drinking alone? I thought you were dating a chick named Rosie somethingorother. :grinpimp:

I was actually about to start drinking with my dog when he messaged me. Itís not drinking alone if youíre with your dog!

It was a good time we shot the shit at the beach and looked at all the girls that were half naked. Technically I did, he faced the wrong way. :homer:

posford 09-13-2019 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beat95YJ (Post 44602426)
It was a good time we shot the shit at the beach and looked at all the girls that were half naked.

"Hey baby, you like using toys in the bedroom? Yeah? You wanna try out these Hot Wheels?"


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