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Old 09-12-2019, 09:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Went out for a beer with an imaginary Internet friend.

Did not get raped or murdered. Good job pirate!
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I didn't get murdered either.
Next time Iíll bring a weapon.
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Did not get raped or murdered. Good job pirate!
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I was imaginary me.

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Was it better than drinking alone? I thought you were dating a chick named Rosie somethingorother.
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How long did it take him to cum?

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He lets jesus take the wheel.
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Some people have. Other people get a drunk in public. I think it really comes down to how much of a dick you are while you are drunk. Also whether you are in the street or on the sidewalk. During the day sometimes I go down the street because itís smoother and I can see that being much greater case for getting a DUI.
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Was it better than drinking alone? I thought you were dating a chick named Rosie somethingorother.
I was actually about to start drinking with my dog when he messaged me. Itís not drinking alone if youíre with your dog!

It was a good time we shot the shit at the beach and looked at all the girls that were half naked. Technically I did, he faced the wrong way.
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