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Old 09-21-2019, 03:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Legal Nevada sex worker says she'll make $600K from UFO and alien fans"


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"Legal Nevada sex worker says she'll make $600K from UFO and alien fans"


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Good to have goals in life , but 600k ? she's dreaming.
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Good to have goals in life , but 600k ? she's dreaming.
Just because your little dick sucking service can't make those numbers doesn't mean she can't.
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How many poles does it take to make 600k? I donít have pleasant thoughts about that hole.
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How many poles does it take to make 600k? I donít have pleasant thoughts about that hole.
Hmmmmm, just for discussion's sake, say she charges $250 a throw. That's 2400 ream-outs.
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Hmmmmm, just for discussion's sake, say she charges $250 a throw. That's 2400 ream-outs.
looks like your off by a factor of 10

https://www.qt.com.au/news/1-million...routi/3573023/
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looks like your off by a factor of 10

https://www.qt.com.au/news/1-million...routi/3573023/
$2500 to fuck ? Ain't no piece of ass worth that much coin IMO.
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"We discuss taking photos together throughout our date, so they have a special memory of their first time to look back on fondly," she writes.



Yeah, special memory is what they call it now?
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She also addresses controversial Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, who this week was elected to the Nevada State Assembly - despite being dead.

Mr Hof, a Republican and supporter of US President Donald Trump, died last month shortly after having sex with one of his workers to celebrate his 72nd birthday.

It was too late to remove him from the ballot and Nevada voters still selected him, despite widespread coverage and posters at polling stations detailing his death.


Fuckin' Nevada.
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looks like your off by a factor of 10

https://www.qt.com.au/news/1-million...routi/3573023/
I'd be very surprised if any of the mental midgets that showed up at that could throw down for a $2500 hooker.
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$2500 to fuck ? Ain't no piece of ass worth that much coin IMO.



She probably gives better head than you do.
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She probably gives better head than you do.
She must, since I don't do that. Not difficult to do in that case.
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Fuckin' Nevada.
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I used to go to vegas regularly with a very wealthy friend. I dont think he ever dropped less then $2500 on a piece of ass.
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I used to go to vegas regularly with a very wealthy friend. I dont think he ever dropped less then $2500 on a piece of ass.
Did you have to split it with a pimp or was the whole $2500 yours?
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I used to go to vegas regularly with a very wealthy friend. I dont think he ever dropped less then $2500 on a piece of ass.
see.. now this I believe.. I've known some really wealthy people in my life, and you would be surprised what they did and didn't spend a lot of money on..
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Did you have to split it with a pimp or was the whole $2500 yours?
none of the girls looked like they were worth 250 to me
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Hate to piss on your corn flakes. But that girl looks like she is only 14; creeps me out.

Wait...she does have a set of nice knockers.
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Hmmmmm, just for discussion's sake, say she charges $250 a throw. That's 2400 ream-outs.
These numbers are accurate.

The girls in Ely NV, charge 250 bucks for 30 min. That's the house minimum. That gets whatever you want for 30 min.

Yes...I know from experience
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These numbers are accurate.

The girls in Ely NV, charge 250 bucks for 30 min. That's the house minimum. That gets whatever you want for 30 min.

Yes...I know from experience
I know a number of pro's in Austin.. who frequent one of the most popular gentlemens clubs in the country.. some of them knock the price down for me, but I have never been stupid enough to pay.. if I won the lottery, I would..
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Yeah, special memory is what they call it now?
For $2500, damn right I want a Polaroid at the very least.
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Indecent Proposal was a film made about a rich guy (Robert Redford) who offered a million bucks to sleep with the wife (Demi Moore) for the night. I've never seen the film but the story or joke is that the hubby (Woody Harrelson) took the deal instead-
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I know a number of pro's in Austin.. who frequent one of the most popular gentlemens clubs in the country.. some of them knock the price down for me, but I have never been stupid enough to pay.. if I won the lottery, I would..
Noone is giving your tall, awkward, shakey, heavy breathing, schizophrenic, thornbird having, beret wearing, goofy ass a discount on shit except the pharmacists for your abilify so you can stop staring at the pharm techs.
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