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Old 10-05-2019, 07:55 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I pulled this stunt while Ima sitting down on commode while she's brushing her teeth after walking in :rasta voice: "Hey, look at this big motherfucker afloating in here"-
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Nope. Thats my time and I dont need her bitching at me that Im shitting wrong, or asking some inane question about the house/dogs/kids/etc...If it so important to bother me, then take care of whatever on your own, otherwise it will wait. It one of the last things the .Gov doesnt tax you on (actually sitting there doing nothing but shitting).
If you live in a city they make you pay to flush if. If you live in the country they make you install a septic system and maintain it... you're taxed on it one way or another, but good try
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Old 10-05-2019, 08:18 PM   #28 (permalink)
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This thread leak in from from the JL forum??
Faaaaawk!!!!!
Whos pissed on their women in the shower???
Should this be another spinoff????


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Old 10-05-2019, 08:30 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I have three bathrooms so no.
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Old 10-05-2019, 08:33 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This thread leak in from from the JL forum??
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Whos pissed on their women in the shower???
Should this be another spinoff????


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Every shower

Squirting is normal too
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Old 10-05-2019, 09:10 PM   #31 (permalink)
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we have a (literal) open door policy when peeing but no one wants to see somebody else shit
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Old 10-05-2019, 09:45 PM   #32 (permalink)
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She wouldn't appreciate me getting up a little to see what it looks like, which sometimes I just have to.
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If the bathroom door is closed, it's off limits. It doesn't matter what you are doing in there.

If the door is open or cracked, fair game.
Agree 100%....but I'll never walk into a bathroom if it's obvious there's someone else in it unless absolutely necessary, including my wife, but we are fortunate enough to have a second bathroom in our house. When we had just one, I had calluses on my knuckles
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Old 10-05-2019, 10:18 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Nope. She has walked in on me but usually will turn back around and leave. I have yet to even walk in after she has shit. It’s like she shits in the middle of the night or something. 20 years together, lived together for 18 and married for 14 I have never heard, smelled or even known she was shitting.

Also I can’t believe how many people here only have one shitter in there house. I would go crazy if I had to share a bathroom with my kids. Fuck that.
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Old 10-05-2019, 10:47 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I don't have many boundaries, but shit is one of them. I'd lick her ass if she wanted me to (she doesn't), but I have no interest in the inside of her ass, and I don't want her anywhere near the inside of mine. So, poopy time is private. Nothing else is.
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Old 10-05-2019, 10:59 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Were going on twenty-seven years together, married for twenty-one. Bathroom time has always been private time, unless the door is left open
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Old 10-05-2019, 11:05 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
This is me to the dot.

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Old 10-06-2019, 05:11 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
That's how it is in our house too.

Had problems booking hotels in Asia where there seems to be a trend for glass walls between the bedroom and bathroom. I might be old fashioned but, in my opinion, taking a dump isn't a spectator sport.
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Old 10-06-2019, 05:21 AM   #39 (permalink)
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This is the best thing ever.

My bathroom is always clean and not 18 containers of whatever product all over the counters.

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Old 10-06-2019, 05:23 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I wont go in there to shit if shes in there. BUT if she comes in while Im on the toilet, so be it. Ill wait for her to leave before I wipe though ... something vulnerable about wiping lol.


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Exactly. She knows too, that if I come in and say "you're gonna want to leave" that the air quality is about to....go for shit.
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Old 10-06-2019, 07:39 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Also I cant believe how many people here only have one shitter in there house. I would go crazy if I had to share a bathroom with my kids. Fuck that.
No joke. We have 2 bathrooms upstairs and an unfinished, but operational bathroom down stairs. Necessities
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:03 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Bunch of wierd shit in here.

I'll drop a deuce with her in there, and vice versa. Usually give fair warning though. Nobody likes another person's flavor. Lol
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Old 10-06-2019, 09:58 AM   #43 (permalink)
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2 bathrooms.
2 occupants.

I shit in peace.
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Old 10-06-2019, 10:32 AM   #44 (permalink)
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we don't make any special efforts one way or the other. if one is in the bathroom, the other will go to the other bathroom out of convenience.

in hotel rooms or somewhere, we have no problem taking a dump while the other is in there

hell, my wife comes in and gives me a kiss goodbye from time to time when she leaves and I'm taking a dump.

if you won't shit or piss in front of anybody, I get it. Otherwise, see divorce thread
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Old 10-06-2019, 10:46 AM   #45 (permalink)
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If you live in a city they make you pay to flush if. If you live in the country they make you install a septic system and maintain it... you're taxed on it one way or another, but good try
No I get that, but to just sit there and crap your forehead in is still free. They are working on taxing the thoughts you have while shitting though...
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Old 10-06-2019, 10:53 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
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Old 10-06-2019, 11:44 AM   #47 (permalink)
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No I get that, but to just sit there and crap your forehead in is still free. They are working on taxing the thoughts you have while shitting though...
Oh, you meant metaphorically because the gubmint is afraid of idle hands and minds that might become monsters
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Nope, not gonna happen, it's sacred and stinky
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If the bathroom door is closed, it's off limits. It doesn't matter what you are doing in there.

If the door is open or cracked, fair game.
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Old 10-09-2019, 10:37 AM   #50 (permalink)
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usually, she comes in while i am taking a shower she used to flush while i was in there until i did that to her and she found out the water gets hot fast.
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