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Old 10-05-2019, 04:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you shit while your wife is in the bathroom?

I was talking with a coworker and he said every morning he shits while his wife is doing her makeup in the bathroom.
I will never drop bombs while my wife in in there with me or vise versa. It's weird and gross.

Or am I just weird?
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If she wants to come in then fine. Otherwise I'll wait for her to leave before dropping the kids off at the pool.
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Old 10-05-2019, 04:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Shitter is separate from the main bathroom. Old lady can do makeup and hair in peace while I blow the fucking shitter up.
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Itís not a big deal if sheís in there or not. We have one bathroom in this house, so itís not abnormal for her to need something. I mean how else do you get a blumkin
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Old 10-05-2019, 04:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Itís not a big deal if sheís in there or not. We have one bathroom in this house, so itís not abnormal for her to need something. I mean how else do you get a blumkin
Same here, except we have 2 baths, but the hall bath is used by our daughter and granddaughter. Doesn't bother either of us.
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we have a (literal) open door policy when peeing but no one wants to see somebody else shit
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If she wants to come in then fine. Otherwise I'll wait for her to leave before dropping the kids off at the pool.
Same here.
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If the bathroom door is closed, it's off limits. It doesn't matter what you are doing in there.

If the door is open or cracked, fair game.
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We have are own separate bathrooms.
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We have are own separate bathrooms.
My buddy just bought a house and the master bathroom has two separate commodes in two separate rooms.
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Uhhhhhhh...... better question.....
have you eaten your wifeís butthole????
If so... this question is irrelevant!!!!
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Old 10-05-2019, 05:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The mother of my two kids, whom I've been with for 15+ years.

We were going out for a month or so. She was in her tub in her apartment with the curtain closed. I snuck in and took an awesome dump. She pulled open the curtain when she smelled me.

She later told me that she and her sister would talk about boys and how long it would take for them to fart in their presence.

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Yes but I still dont barge in if shes in there.


And as said in another thread "if your not tounge punching her fart box someone else is" or at least shes looking for the someone else
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If i gotta go and she is in there i warn her...if she doesnt leave its on her.


We have one bathroom
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Old 10-05-2019, 06:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If the bathroom door is closed, it's off limits. It doesn't matter what you are doing in there.

If the door is open or cracked, fair game.
This is pretty much it at my house also. But if either one of us is taking a twosie, the door is locked.
I have while she's in the shower because I really had to but I try to be quite about it. She don't need to hear the rat-a-tat-tat of my ass.
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Old 10-05-2019, 06:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Wrinkled dress.

This subject reminds me of a recent incident at my uncles house. Mother is in guest bathroom (86y/o). Uncle (her brother) walks in on her while she is naked. My Uncle yells at her and tells her to iron that dress! I am fucking rolling laughing my ass off!
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Old 10-05-2019, 06:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
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Old 10-05-2019, 06:46 PM   #21 (permalink)
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No, maybe #1, but not #2. I have 3 three bathrooms so it's not really an issue.
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Old 10-05-2019, 06:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Nope. Thats my time and I dont need her bitching at me that Im shitting wrong, or asking some inane question about the house/dogs/kids/etc...If it so important to bother me, then take care of whatever on your own, otherwise it will wait. It one of the last things the .Gov doesnt tax you on (actually sitting there doing nothing but shitting).
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Old 10-05-2019, 07:04 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Generally no but in 23 years it does happen. In general nobody wants to be near me in that time anyway and viseversa and it is my favorite place to read.
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Old 10-05-2019, 07:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I will tell her I gotta poop and she is out the door quick.

I like the door closed when I poop, so she wouldn't accidentally walk in on me anyway.

I will take a piss with her in there. I will even piss in the shower when we are both in there
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Old 10-05-2019, 07:46 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I wonít go in there to shit if sheís in there. BUT if she comes in while Iím on the toilet, so be it. Iíll wait for her to leave before I wipe though ... something vulnerable about wiping lol.


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