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Old 10-14-2019, 08:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dumbfucks that drive 63 in a 70

I hate it when you go to get on the freeway, get right up to the 70mph speed limit, and try to merge only to encounter some dumbass in his old pos that thinks it's cool to "cruise" at 63 in a 70. As soon as you realise your going to rear end them or slam into their side because they are to big of a douche to move over, you end up slamming on the brakes while trying to figure out what they are doing.


But really I drive 4-5hrs a day and half the time traffic builds up it's because someone decides they want to drive 10mph slower then everyone else on a 2 lane highway. I dont know if they are trying to save gas or thier turd on 38s just wont go any faster but its annoying af.
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Old 10-14-2019, 08:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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before i put a 5spd in my 1st gen and changed gear ratios my old top speed was 62mph


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Old 10-14-2019, 08:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Fucking Bay Area traffic. When you pass them they’re front windows are tinted so they look cool and they’re hands are death gripped to the steering wheel at 10 and 2. 880 North at 4:45 am and people are locked at 64 mph grouped together...

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I hate it when you go to get on the freeway, get right up to the 70mph speed limit, and try to merge only to encounter some dumbass in his old pos that thinks it's cool to "cruise" at 63 in a 70. As soon as you realise your going to rear end them or slam into their side because they are to big of a douche to move over, you end up slamming on the brakes while trying to figure out what they are doing.


But really I drive 4-5hrs a day and half the time traffic builds up it's because someone decides they want to drive 10mph slower then everyone else on a 2 lane highway. I dont know if they are trying to save gas or thier turd on 38s just wont go any faster but its annoying af.
Meh...
not really sure what the problem is here
I do not know of any road in the Bay Area that has a limit of 70, so I am guessing outside of the area? I5 and 580 would be the closest. But I do not think there are any 2 lane highways (1 each way) in the sate with a speed limit of 70.

driving below the limit on single lane each way highways I get is annoying, but it is their choice and not illegal so I just deal with it and move on.
if its 2 lanes each way, time your merge and pass them and everyone is happy
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Meh...
not really sure what the problem is here
I do not know of any road in the Bay Area that has a limit of 70, so I am guessing outside of the area? I5 and 580 would be the closest. But I do not think there are any 2 lane highways (1 each way) in the sate with a speed limit of 70.

driving below the limit on single lane each way highways I get is annoying, but it is their choice and not illegal so I just deal with it and move on.
See https://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/gene...hway-ramp.html

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saw that right after I posted

to be honest I don't open every piece of shit in chit chat.
I kind of respected what 2Big posts so I opened it

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Don't move to WA. Mother fuckers will merge onto an empty freeway, get in the left lane and do the speed limit.
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Don't move to WA. Mother fuckers will merge onto an empty freeway, get in the left lane and do the speed limit.
Who cares. Freeway is empty.
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70s the maximum.

40 is the minimum.

Learn to merge you fucking twats
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Why does everyone drive the wrong direction on the on ramp, except me?
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Who cares. Freeway is empty.
Until you have experienced 4 lanes wide of cars doing the speed limit every day, you can shove a Louisville Slugger up your ass.

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I drive a a two axle truck for work and generally set the cruise at 70 in a 65, but it's no rocket ship and rarely gets up to highway speed on the on ramp. So I hammer down to get going as fast as I can and then slow down to merge if needed. It's always nice when the clown in the slow lane slows down to let me in but I'm already going as fast as I can, so I can't pass so I slow down, then they slow down, then I slow down. Fuckin' shit show. I can't believe most of these idiots were able to get licences.
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from 25 to 129... the fuckers in the fastlane doing that shit.... getting their vacation on...

or on the weekends going north on 101 and the tards rushing back to their nightmare in Hayward or Fremont.
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I drive a a two axle truck for work and generally set the cruise at 70 in a 65, but it's no rocket ship and rarely gets up to highway speed on the on ramp. So I hammer down to get going as fast as I can and then slow down to merge if needed. It's always nice when the clown in the slow lane slows down to let me in but I'm already going as fast as I can, so I can't pass so I slow down, then they slow down, then I slow down. Fuckin' shit show. I can't believe most of these idiots were able to get licences.
This. I drive a company truck and have to drive close to the speed limit due to gps monitoring. We can get away with a little but you can’t be doing 20+.I swear people will pace you instead of just speeding up or moving over. Same thing when I would slow down and sure enough they would do the same damn thing.
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Old 10-14-2019, 09:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Who cares. Freeway is empty.
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Until you have experienced 4 lanes wide of cars doing the speed limit every day, you can shove a Louisville Slugger up your ass.
He said "empty highway" when you are done with your Louisville slugger, rinse it off and pass it to your boyfriend.
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Ha! Tell me a bout it! Just drove down 5 to Socal and back this weekend. Fucking trucks passing trucks, Dumbasses clogging up the hammer lane. I was passing in the slow lane. 5 needs to be 3 lanes. Fucking LAME!
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Ha! Tell me a bout it! Just drove down 5 to Socal and back this weekend. Fucking trucks passing trucks, Dumbasses clogging up the hammer lane. I was passing in the slow lane. 5 needs to be 3 lanes. Fucking LAME!
I agree, from the 205 turnoff to south of Bakersfield.
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I love playing the slow car in the left lane game. Any car that overstays their time in the left lane going slower than I wanna go gets the same treatment. If Iím forced to pass on the right, I then get over to the left in front of them and slow down gradually. Usually it takes about 10-15 mph of speed loss before they notice somethings up and move right to pass. Then itís roll racing time. Floor it and keep them from passing on the right at any cost! Nitrous, power adders, and possibly bumping all come into play. After I win the race, or block them with a slower car in the right lane, I resume my normal speed of 9-13 mph over the posted limit and watch to see if they stay put in the right lane. If they donít, I start slowing down again and get ready for more racing action.


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..... But really I drive 4-5hrs a day...
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I love playing the slow car in the left lane game. Any car that overstays their time in the left lane going slower than I wanna go gets the same treatment. If Iím forced to pass on the right, I then get over to the left in front of them and slow down gradually. Usually it takes about 10-15 mph of speed loss before they notice somethings up and move right to pass. Then itís roll racing time. Floor it and keep them from passing on the right at any cost! Nitrous, power adders, and possibly bumping all come into play. After I win the race, or block them with a slower car in the right lane, I resume my normal speed of 9-13 mph over the posted limit and watch to see if they stay put in the right lane. If they donít, I start slowing down again and get ready for more racing action.


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