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Douglas Fir Forest Giant - Thigh tie off Hog Leg 8 32.00%
Klausen Dill Pickle - Tucked and ducked in 9 36.00%
Gherkin - Pocket fold hides 3 12.00%
Mr Mouse - Bird balls 5 20.00%
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Old 11-15-2019, 12:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So if you have a 4-inch member

Some of are average, some not, and some are forest giants.

You're fawking huge right ?
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Yeah. Scene from Napoleon Dynamite, the time machine
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hah bird balls.
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Liberal checking in.

I'm not sure, my wife keeps it locked up in her dresser.
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I'm not sure, my wife keeps it locked up in her dresser.
You have a vagina and everyone knows it.
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Heard on stern you measure from the balls. Its 5.15", not 4".
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Heard on stern you measure from the balls. Its 5.15", not 4".
The taint side of the balls or at the base of the meatsicle?
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Some of are average, some not, and some are forest giants.

You're fawking huge right ?
someone named Lil Uzi would be a likely candidate for having concerns about size.
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Lil Uzi is looking for a hookup?

If you picked the douglas fir expect a PM from him
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Heard on stern you measure from the balls. Its 5.15", not 4".
Adam Corolla states that it’s measured from the center of the anus to just past the tip.



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[Please be advised this is a public poll. Li'l Uzi will be gizzin 2nite]
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You're fawking huge right ?
If you use the correct penis enlarger, it does work!! Any magnifying glass will make your manhood "fawking huge"-
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I'm really surprised it isn't.
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