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Old 05-10-2019, 07:39 PM   #57326 (permalink)
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If that's for serious, and he's that stupid, and rides bikes...he won't be around for long
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Still boggled by what people think they're videoing before the 'thing' happens?

Must be a hoot at a reunion. Hey! Here's 10,000 videos of a pigeon, one of them has a guy falling down in the background!
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Still boggled by what people think they're videoing before the 'thing' happens?

Must be a hoot at a reunion. Hey! Here's 10,000 videos of a pigeon, one of them has a guy falling down in the background!
Videos of cops have a high chance of seeing them pull some fuckery, since they're all either incompetent or crooked.
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Videos of cops have a high chance of seeing them pull some fuckery, since they're all either incompetent or crooked.
I'm 99% with you, that one happened to be" responding to an infant with breathing issues" I'll give him a little slack
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:32 PM   #57345 (permalink)
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Still boggled by what people think they're videoing before the 'thing' happens?

Must be a hoot at a reunion. Hey! Here's 10,000 videos of a pigeon, one of them has a guy falling down in the background!
Oh I don't know. We run DVR's in all our cars and they record everthing as long as the key is on. One camera in the front and one in the rear.

Saves me $ on my insurance. Last kid to hit me claimed it was my failt until I told the Cop I had it all on DVR and would be showing it in court when I sued him for whiplash.

The kid changed his story real fast and his insurance paid up.

My camera would have recorded this stupidity if I were in that cars position.
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I'm 99% with you, that one happened to be" responding to an infant with breathing issues" I'll give him a little slack
That's just dispatch code for "Krispy Kreme is about to turn off the hot sign".
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Oh I don't know. We run DVR's in all our cars and they record everthing as long as the key is on. One camera in the front and one in the rear.

Saves me $ on my insurance. Last kid to hit me claimed it was my failt until I told the Cop I had it all on DVR and would be showing it in court when I sued him for whiplash.

The kid changed his story real fast and his insurance paid up.

My camera would have recorded this stupidity if I were in that cars position.
You live in Russia?
I mean someone hand holding a cell phone for the most random boring shit imaginable until the one semi-interesting thing happens. What could the rest of that phone possibly be filled with?!?
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Old 05-22-2019, 06:28 AM   #57350 (permalink)
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You live in Russia?
I mean someone hand holding a cell phone for the most random boring shit imaginable until the one semi-interesting thing happens. What could the rest of that phone possibly be filled with?!?
Apparently you haven't had an accident where the cause of the blame is your word against theirs.
You ever get into one and you will wish you had a video of the whole thing.
Here's the reasons I now have 2 camera DVR's in all my personel vehicles.

I drove a Company vehicle all my career with a big $DOLLAR$ Signs on it.'
Because we were a Monopoly Utility, people thought they could blame us for their stupidity and I got accused several times of wrong doing when in reality I was on the other side of town working those days they claimed I hit their junker.

And my I-dot-10-T Boss didn't believe me over the Customer, until I showed him my work order and the DVR recording of my truck parked at the Job site working where my work order said I was all day with the corresponding time stamp. Not to mention the Customers who got power turned on that day where I was supposed to be. We were always guilty until we could prove our innocence.

That Customer still got $8,000 cash to go away.
But at least I was exonerated of the blame. And BTW my new truck had zero damage.
They paid him anyway because their logic was, "It may have been one of our other trucks."
Even though we had no vehicles working at that location that day, nor did we have any trucks with any collision signs or damage.

So yea, I live in Russia when it comes to STUPID Drivers.


Was once accused of an Ethics Vilation with a Customer during a Storm and almost got fired for it, until I proved I was on vacation in CHICAGO IL at the time of that storm.
Then my Boss said I must have been there the week before. Even though there were no storms that week, And I had to point out my time reports showing I had been on a motorhome vacation for 3 weeks with my wife.

The Customer was needing to have HIS tree trimmed, at his expense, and thought he could blame one of us of offering to do it off the books if he paid them cash.

And this would prompt the Company to trim his trees for free. I had met that customer a year and a half earlier on a voltage complaint, which I fixed, and had given him my buisness card so he could contact us and send "me" a message should his voltage problem return.
He held my buisness card for over a year and a half, then blamed me because he had my card with my name on it.

I stopped giving out my Business Card with my name on it to residential customers because of it. They all got generic buisness cards (without my name on them) after I cleared my name.

Talk about a "WTF?" moment! I did this guy right on his voltage issue, and he tried to stab me in the back for it.

That and other reasons are why I don't trust people and feel the need for a DVR!

There were several times I recorded Customer interactions on my cell phone because they were being beligerant and my trying to fix their problem was going to go sideways when I proved to them the Power Company was not to blame and they were going to have to pay for their damage out of their own pocket. My version of a body cam back then. Saved my ass more than once.

My apologies for the long reply, but I guess you hit a nerve! Been retired 10 years and this shit still pisses me off. I always did my best for my Customers and got bit in the ass for it more than I want to think about by dishonest people.
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