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Old 09-10-2019, 10:22 AM   #57726 (permalink)
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Yeah, and if you ever stop by I'll let you shoot my perfectly legal unregistered SBS after we drive out onto public land (that's not gated) in my piece of shit Jeep that's never had to be inspected despite being completely rebuilt and modified.
Arenít you still standing in line waiting for your free healthcare?
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Old 09-10-2019, 10:25 AM   #57727 (permalink)
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Arenít you still standing in line waiting for your free healthcare?
No, the death panels determined that everyone in the line ahead of me wasn't worth saving, so I managed to get in and get my free insulin that I need because I've been living off nothing but maple syrup for the last 30 years.
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Old 09-10-2019, 10:35 AM   #57728 (permalink)
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No, the death panels determined that everyone in the line ahead of me wasn't worth saving, so I managed to get in and get my free insulin that I need because I've been living off nothing but maple syrup for the last 30 years.
aren't you required to type everything in both English and French? Itís only fair
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Old 09-10-2019, 11:25 AM   #57729 (permalink)
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https://www.tmz.com/2019/09/10/kevin...p-laws-change/

Kevin Hart's dumb ass crashes a restomodded car and it's high profile enough that the CHP is going to lobby for a bunch more laws regarding modified cars.

thanks for being a fuck tard kevin hart.
They are talking about salvaged cars needing to be 'restored properly'. Not just an old car with rims. Still a fuck-wad of stupidity though.

Because, knowing Cali, it will escalate
Retro-fitting modern safety devices in old vehicles that were never designed for that should work out well. Not.
Passing a law that blankets EVERY 'old' vehicle? Ya...
Who decides restored "properly". Some State legislator? Some CHP guy? The DMV? Great, another 'Administration'. Fuck.
The shit storm of confusion ^^^ will just get ALL old cars banned, and you better believe Cali will be happy about that too

My newest vehicle is a '70 Elco. Just got smashed into by a 25yo in a Honda and no body shop will even touch it because "you can't get new parts from the dealer". Fuck me, another project.


TL;DR Get off my LAWN!
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Old 09-10-2019, 01:16 PM   #57730 (permalink)
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Says in the article he wasn't driving it

In any case, don't blame him, people crash cars in every state every day, California just likes to use it as an excuse
His personality make me believe he should be behind the wheel of anything more powerful than a first gen prius.
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Old 09-10-2019, 01:35 PM   #57731 (permalink)
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They are talking about salvaged cars needing to be 'restored properly'. Not just an old car with rims. Still a fuck-wad of stupidity though.

Because, knowing Cali, it will escalate
Retro-fitting modern safety devices in old vehicles that were never designed for that should work out well. Not.
Passing a law that blankets EVERY 'old' vehicle? Ya...
Who decides restored "properly". Some State legislator? Some CHP guy? The DMV? Great, another 'Administration'. Fuck.
The shit storm of confusion ^^^ will just get ALL old cars banned, and you better believe Cali will be happy about that too

My newest vehicle is a '70 Elco. Just got smashed into by a 25yo in a Honda and no body shop will even touch it because "you can't get new parts from the dealer". Fuck me, another project.


TL;DR Get off my LAWN!


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Old 09-10-2019, 01:44 PM   #57732 (permalink)
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There is supposed to be a fatality, claim of vehicle failure or major criminal prosecution for the CHP to do a full-blown mechanical inspection. Usually in a solo vehicle collision they would let the people involved get their own experts. Must be nice to be so important.
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Old 09-10-2019, 01:52 PM   #57733 (permalink)
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They are talking about salvaged cars needing to be 'restored properly'. Not just an old car with rims. Still a fuck-wad of stupidity though.

Because, knowing Cali, it will escalate
Retro-fitting modern safety devices in old vehicles that were never designed for that should work out well. Not.
Passing a law that blankets EVERY 'old' vehicle? Ya...
Who decides restored "properly". Some State legislator? Some CHP guy? The DMV? Great, another 'Administration'. Fuck.
The shit storm of confusion ^^^ will just get ALL old cars banned, and you better believe Cali will be happy about that too

My newest vehicle is a '70 Elco. Just got smashed into by a 25yo in a Honda and no body shop will even touch it because "you can't get new parts from the dealer". Fuck me, another project.


TL;DR Get off my LAWN!
If its like NY, anything with a salvage title has to be inspected at a regional shop run by the state police. They look over your work, want to see receipts for all of your parts, look for parts that have the VIN of a stolen vehicle, etc.

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Old 09-10-2019, 03:23 PM   #57734 (permalink)
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If its like NY, anything with a salvage title has to be inspected at a regional shop run by the state police. They look over your work, want to see receipts for all of your parts, look for parts that have the VIN of a stolen vehicle, etc.

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If it's anything like Misserys inspections, it's a joke. Guy pretends to look at your car for 10Min then takes your money.

I bought a salvage GTI, it had all sorts of safety shit wrong with it that should have never passed inspection.
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in my piece of shit Jeep that's never had to be inspected despite being completely rebuilt and modified.
You need to have a chat with a bunch of your homies that don't enjoy the same up there. Or at least tell them to quit lying about all the vehicle bullshit they have to endure.
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Yeah, and if you ever stop by I'll let you shoot my perfectly legal unregistered SBS after we drive out onto public land (that's not gated) in my piece of shit Jeep that's never had to be inspected despite being completely rebuilt and modified.
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You need to have a chat with a bunch of your homies that don't enjoy the same up there. Or at least tell them to quit lying about all the vehicle bullshit they have to endure.
It all depends which province you’re in. Atlantic provinces requires annual vehicle inspections, Ontario requires inspections only when you first purchase a vehicle, Alberta only requires one inspection on vehicles over ten years old. Not sure about the other provinces.
But all provinces require an out of province inspection if the vehicle is being licenced in another province.
That being said, the last time I had a vehicle inspected was around 1995.

The above was based on safety inspections, some areas require regular emission testing but not here in Alberta


Oops, I forgot about the salvage inspection needed if a written off vehicle is repaired.

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If it's anything like Misserys inspections, it's a joke. Guy pretends to look at your car for 10Min then takes your money.

I bought a salvage GTI, it had all sorts of safety shit wrong with it that should have never passed inspection.
Not at all. Min of an hour in the bay, excessive documentation, and many things left to how the cop is feeling that day.

They pull parts right there that they think may be stolen or you can't prove its origin. I had good luck, regular cop was out so the office girl was doing inspections.
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All of that but no issue walking through the vomit barefooted.
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All of that but no issue walking through the vomit barefooted.
No kidding... I wouldn't walk within 50 feet of that dumping ground without pants and steel toed boots on. Fuck that.
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Are those out of campers or boats? None of the campers Ive been around had removable tanks we always had to drag out the hose dump and then chase it with a five gallon bucket of water. Dad got tired of that nonsense so he made everyone shit in a bucket.
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Are those out of campers or boats? None of the campers Ive been around had removable tanks we always had to drag out the hose dump and then chase it with a five gallon bucket of water. Dad got tired of that nonsense so he made everyone shit in a bucket.
Pop-ups and some smaller trailers have portable tanks that you need to carry and dump
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Are those out of campers or boats? None of the campers Ive been around had removable tanks we always had to drag out the hose dump and then chase it with a five gallon bucket of water. Dad got tired of that nonsense so he made everyone shit in a bucket.
It was filmed at a camp ground in Australia. Not normal to have fixed tank.
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Pop-ups and some smaller trailers have portable tanks that you need to carry and dump
small campers, fish houses, boats.


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You should have taught your wife about personal hygiene.
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Fawking pussies the lot of em. Breath though yer mouth and get the job done. My wife taught me that trick
Mine taught me to breathe through my ears.

One of the comments I read reckoned that breathing through their mouths was the problem. They had got poo particles on their tongues and that made it worse.
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Breathe through your mouth? Anything I don't want in my nose, I damn sure don't want in my mouth.
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