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Old 01-08-2020, 12:31 PM   #15876 (permalink)
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Shit I'd let some old redskin beat his drum at me and get slandered by the media if they'd give me a cool 10 million...
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Shit I'd let some old redskin beat his drum at me and get slandered by the media if they'd give me a cool 10 million...


Id do it for 1 million.


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Shit I'd let some old redskin beat his drum at me and get slandered by the media if they'd give me a cool 10 million...
i'd certainly do way worse shit for ten million doll hairs.
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Old 01-08-2020, 06:22 PM   #15880 (permalink)
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Probably. You demand 275 million when you really want 20.

I hope the kid does the same to the rest of the media companies that smeared him.
There is no tax on winning a lawsuit, unless the laws have recently changed.
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There is no tax on winning a lawsuit, unless the laws have recently changed.
I believe medical such as personal injury is exempt only. In this situation, it would be considered income.
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Of course you have. You paid me the $20!
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Of course you have. You paid me the $20!
You got $20?

I only got $5
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Old 01-09-2020, 10:05 AM   #15885 (permalink)
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I believe medical such as personal injury is exempt only. In this situation, it would be considered income.
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Hey, OB was pointing....

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Craigslist win. Vandalf the Boogie Van

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I'm selling my 1978 Dodge B200 Tradesman van. VANDALF is its name. Like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings if you're an illiterate. You wanna get laid by a sketchy chick in her 50's, this is how you do it. Is the target of your amorous affection worth my $4000 asking price? I'm not the judge of that, nor will I judge you for it.

This van had a story in Mopar Muscle magazine way back. Google "California Dreamin' Hot Rod Magazine" if you don't believe me, and I'm sure you don't because that's how people are these days.

She runs and drives like a champ, and will get you to the beach and back on a full tank of gas if you're easy on the throttle. Load it up with your stoner friends and make them pay for gas, because she drinks more than your alcoholic aunt. Very little rust in the body, the floors are solid as hell, and the frame is solid and straight. Doesn't look like it's ever been in an accident, and that a miracle considering it came from California. The barn doors have some rust in the bottoms on the inside, and the window frame above the passenger's door is partially gone. All existing rust has been treated with POR15.

It's sporting a 360 V8 with a torqeflite automatic trans and 8-3/4 rear end. New Edelbrock carb replaces the trash-ass Thermoquad that came on these things, fresh tune up with recent filters, fluids, plugs, wires, cap, rotor, all that shit, tough guy. New thermostat, new battery cables and a newer battery, new exhaust with kick ass side pipes and none of that emissions crap on there, so if you want to commit suicide in the garage she's got you covered.

Paint is sunrise orange in color, and it's there. Not terrible once you wax her up, you can see your ugly mug in it. Plastidip white on the roof and authentic 70's visor and gladiator wing. Got some bathroom sealant up under the drip rail there to keep her dry on the inside, just like your ex-wife. Blends well with the plastidip so it's not all obvious unless you're up under there looking. Rip it out and weld it up if you want. She's got a set of Cragar SS/T bigs and littles with new Cooper Cobra meats. Newer brakes. LED headlights and driving lights so you can blind those little assholes with their million watt blue headlights on their Civics and brodozer pickups.

Original porno studio interior was stripped out and replaced with what you see in the pics. Carpet looks really cool when you're stoned, as do the blacklights and posters. Shag carpeting up front. Original seat upholstery is pretty shitty so they have some shitty covers on them. Rear flip n' fuck (or slide n' screw for you christian folks) bench seat still works as the good lord intended, and has some mexican blankets used as covers so you won't be sitting on "love stains". Pioneer head unit, Sony speakers in the doors, and Polk bookshelf speakers in the back because you're not getting my good 12" Pioneer cabinets.

The bad news (and it's only bad if you're a sissy and can't work on your own car) is it leaks a little trans fluid. Probably the pan, I haven't bothered to check it out yet. Rear pinion seal just started leaking, but I'll throw some sawdust in there to seal her back up. Just kidding I'm not going to bother doing anything at this asking price. Maybe I'll try some leak sealer. You'll probably want to replace it eventually. Also the speedo doesn't work, but who cares. You can get a speedo app on your smartphone if you can keep from looking at porn long enough. Any cop that gives you a ticket in this thing is a punk anyway. There's no choke (you young guys won't know what that is anyway), so she's cold blooded in the cold weather until she warms up. Then she purrs just like that furry chick you used to know. Ever been to one of those conventions? Man those are hard partying folks.

Anyway, the heat works but the A/C doesn't, it's all there though. Heater control valve sticks so you gotta operate it by hand. You shouldn't need heat anyway since you're such a man driving this thing. There some holes drilled in the wheel wells where some dumbass tried installing fender flares. Also, this isn't your paw-paw's stupid ass conversion van, it's a work van converted to love den. So it's kinda like driving a shed down the road. Wind noise, squeaks, rattles, the barn doors bang going down the road, etc. Handling is vague and alarming. Brakes will stop it in time if you don't tailgate like a jerk. It does ride pretty nice though. Not like a Cadillac, but a damn sight better than your slammed S-10. It's a 70's American van, so it's a really cool, poorly built piece of shit. Don't give me shit after the fact because you didn't know what you were buying. Don't ask how many miles are on it, I have no idea. Probably right around 100k. Remember when I said the speedo is broken? It runs and drives good and has no major issues that I'm aware of. I've tried to be honest here. You think I want one of you crazy fuckers looking for me over $4k? No, I do not.

In case you missed it multiple times because you're high AF I'm asking $4k cash money. Don't try scamming me I've seen all that shit before. I won't ship it, you can bring your own trailer or arrange your own transport, I don't need your help selling it, I don't want your cashier's check or money order and anything else that ain't CASH FUCKING MONEY in person with a handshake like a goddamn man. You got something cool to trade, we can talk. I like a five-oh Mustang, 80's Monte Carlos, turbo import wagons, old pickup trucks, old American land yachts, shit like that. I don't want your stupid 4-wheeler. I'd maybe consider a Harley if it ain't beat to death and covered in chrome bullshit.

You trade me some shit on its last legs knowing damn well what you did and I'll tell you right now I know people who know people who can make you disappear. That's a lie, I don't know anybody but that's a shitty thing to do and makes you a shitty person.

Text your man at 3 oh 2, four 9 four, 9 two 8 oh. Don't call me, I don't like talking on the phone. If you are seeing this post, the van is still available They charge five goddamn dollars to post cars for sale now, so don't dick me around if you're not serious.

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Shit I'd let some old redskin beat his dick at me and get slandered by the media if they'd give me a cool 10 million...
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Back in December we was traveling and staying in Lemoore for the night. My wife had her phone on google maps to get us to the hotel. Pulled off the highway into town and she says, "Oh shit, all the streets in front of us are totally jammed."

Turns out it was just a big school, and google thought all the parents parked and waiting for their kids were a traffic jam.

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Old 02-04-2020, 08:09 AM   #15893 (permalink)
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announcer win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GNl0FB-Z6s

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That's great, love how they just ran with it.
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Dude narrates some sketchy landings during a storm at Heathrow. Is funny.

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Dude narrates some sketchy landings during a storm at Heathrow. Is funny.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1226531709753200640
Here' all 6 hours of the original live stream...

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Dude narrates some sketchy landings during a storm at Heathrow. Is funny.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1226531709753200640
Yup, Storm Ciara rocked through here at the weekend. Windgusts of 75mph (max recorded 95mph) over the whole country. Some of those landings were sketchy as fk. New subsonic speed record for NY to London was set by a British Airways 747. Pilot decided to catch the jetstream, made the trip in less than 5 hours, groundspeed was almost 800mph!

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/09/storm...cord-12208829/

Still blowing pretty good today. Riding the motorcycle to work was, interesting...
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British Airways 747.
Not a 747. Airbus A350:

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/flights/vs4#23cda8ed

Definitely cool though.
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Not a 747. Airbus A350:

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/flights/vs4#23cda8ed

Definitely cool though.
Nope. VS4 did it in 4:57. BA112 at 4hr56m.

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/f...ba112#23cda523

BA212 did Boston - London Heathrow in 4h48m!
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