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09-05-2019 02:21 PM
Mattafact
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Originally Posted by ExWrench View Post
Snackacawk
09-05-2019 02:08 PM
gregj50
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Originally Posted by DirtyComanche View Post
Do you even need to ask? He likely received the brain damage that makes him post the way he does after a particularly long deepthroating session.


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Originally Posted by ExWrench View Post
  1. That explains a lot . . . thanks?
  2. TMI dude, too much information
  3. Quit crapping up this thread
  4. Quit crapping up most threads
  5. Does her dong put yours to shame?
  6. No, really, be honest - does it?



Donít you guys have a ghey dive boat adventure coming up????



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09-05-2019 06:06 AM
DirtyComanche
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Originally Posted by ExWrench View Post
  1. That explains a lot . . . thanks?
  2. TMI dude, too much information
  3. Quit crapping up this thread
  4. Quit crapping up most threads
  5. Does her dong put yours to shame?
  6. No, really, be honest - does it?
Do you even need to ask? He likely received the brain damage that makes him post the way he does after a particularly long deepthroating session.
09-04-2019 10:34 PM
ExWrench
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Originally Posted by gregj50 View Post
Wifeís gotta DICK!!!!

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  1. That explains a lot . . . thanks?
  2. TMI dude, too much information
  3. Quit crapping up this thread
  4. Quit crapping up most threads
  5. Does her dong put yours to shame?
  6. No, really, be honest - does it?
09-04-2019 09:29 PM
RgdL
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Originally Posted by billdacat View Post
Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
Can you introduce her to Jeremy Felts AKA AmericanJeeper on Youtube? He's in dire need of basic 4x4 instructions
09-04-2019 05:25 PM
paragon
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Originally Posted by ChevyMan0784 View Post
I have these steps. I pretty much only use them to wash mud off the top of the roof, and to walk around the jeep to the bumper when I am rockers deep in dead Alaskan organic material (muskeg). I like to keep my penny loafers clean. The poors don't understand, of course.
the mirror protector things look like much wider foot steps
09-04-2019 05:15 PM
plym49
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Originally Posted by gregj50 View Post
Wifeís gotta JK!!!!
2Ē level pucks in front.... that is all!!!
Needs new Fkn tires though!!!!
You have a wife?




Does she know?
09-04-2019 04:58 PM
ChevyMan0784
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Originally Posted by pennsylvaniaboy View Post
This actually makes sense if you use the rook rack, like canoe, kayak, bikes, etc...
I have these steps. I pretty much only use them to wash mud off the top of the roof, and to walk around the jeep to the bumper when I am rockers deep in dead Alaskan organic material (muskeg). I like to keep my penny loafers clean. The poors don't understand, of course.
09-03-2019 06:28 AM
pennsylvaniaboy
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Originally Posted by paragon View Post
I think I might have found it. steps

https://www.extremeterrain.com/smitt...E&gclsrc=aw.ds
This actually makes sense if you use the rook rack, like canoe, kayak, bikes, etc...
09-02-2019 10:01 AM
paragon STFUG
09-02-2019 09:33 AM
gregj50 Wifeís gotta JK!!!!
2Ē level pucks in front.... that is all!!!
Needs new Fkn tires though!!!!


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09-02-2019 05:17 AM
sterlingfire
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Originally Posted by billdacat View Post
This is a "No-Shit Asian Cluster Fuck"! Took out my two TJ's today to a local spot known as "Peek-a Boo" canyon (soft red sand). Aired down to 15psi, and were tooling down to the river bed. Along the way, a fucking 4-door JKU is blocking the trail with its fat ass. Young Asian with a man-bun is asking me if we could winch him out of his stuck (Jeep number 2) I walk around and take a look from a distance; he is on soft sand hill with the hood raised (??? I should have expected little angry LED road flairs and a safe space barricade). I send my 65 year girlfriend over to help him out; she gets them rolling down the hill in a New York moment and is instructing the young Asian on how to put his shit into 4-low (rig is a rental, showroom rubber and not aired down).

What really frosted my oats is this jerk that pulls up in a JKU Rubicon; Ass-wipe is bragging about how he charges $40 bucks to pull peeps out of this spot. Yeah well fuck you very much ass hole!

Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
Good on you! The only way to learn offroading properly and safely is to learn from someone with experience. That man bun wearing Asian will forever remember that lesson. The douche in the jk however, will never learn and only be a douche that has a winch, that he likely uses to pull the anal beads from his ass...
09-02-2019 04:08 AM
FJC11
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Originally Posted by billdacat View Post
This is a "No-Shit Asian Cluster Fuck"! Took out my two TJ's today to a local spot known as "Peek-a Boo" canyon (soft red sand). Aired down to 15psi, and were tooling down to the river bed. Along the way, a fucking 4-door JKU is blocking the trail with its fat ass. Young Asian with a man-bun is asking me if we could winch him out of his stuck (Jeep number 2) I walk around and take a look from a distance; he is on soft sand hill with the hood raised (??? I should have expected little angry LED road flairs and a safe space barricade). I send my 65 year girlfriend over to help him out; she gets them rolling down the hill in a New York moment and is instructing the young Asian on how to put his shit into 4-low (rig is a rental, showroom rubber and not aired down).

What really frosted my oats is this jerk that pulls up in a JKU Rubicon; Ass-wipe is bragging about how he charges $40 bucks to pull peeps out of this spot. Yeah well fuck you very much ass hole!

Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
Good on you guys , sometimes just helping out is better than being a dick.
09-01-2019 11:01 PM
billdacat This is a "No-Shit Asian Cluster Fuck"! Took out my two TJ's today to a local spot known as "Peek-a Boo" canyon (soft red sand). Aired down to 15psi, and were tooling down to the river bed. Along the way, a fucking 4-door JKU is blocking the trail with its fat ass. Young Asian with a man-bun is asking me if we could winch him out of his stuck (Jeep number 2) I walk around and take a look from a distance; he is on soft sand hill with the hood raised (??? I should have expected little angry LED road flairs and a safe space barricade). I send my 65 year girlfriend over to help him out; she gets them rolling down the hill in a New York moment and is instructing the young Asian on how to put his shit into 4-low (rig is a rental, showroom rubber and not aired down).

What really frosted my oats is this jerk that pulls up in a JKU Rubicon; Ass-wipe is bragging about how he charges $40 bucks to pull peeps out of this spot. Yeah well fuck you very much ass hole!

Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
09-01-2019 08:57 PM
paragon
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Originally Posted by Aggie06 View Post
What in the ever loving hell is that?


Iím in the wrong business. Obviously people are buying this crap. I saw a F250 with the full grumper/wind frame/jizz catcher here a month or so ago. A few thousand dollars of useless crap.


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I don't get it either. spend 3x what the whole mirror assembly costs on a wart
09-01-2019 07:37 PM
Aggie06
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Originally Posted by paragon View Post
it does, indeed, appear to be armor


https://www.autoanything.com/body-ar...p-mirror-guard



What in the ever loving hell is that?


Iím in the wrong business. Obviously people are buying this crap. I saw a F250 with the full grumper/wind frame/jizz catcher here a month or so ago. A few thousand dollars of useless crap.


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09-01-2019 07:10 PM
arse_sidewards
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Originally Posted by paragon View Post
they are called limb risers. it's for people who don't maintain their trails
None of the "trails" I wheel on are maintained. That's what makes them trails I can wheel on and not gated forest service and power line roads. I've thought about tossing limb risers on a couple times. Then I sober up.
09-01-2019 03:21 PM
Jes
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Originally Posted by '[486
Should I have stopped to get a handjob?
Yes?
09-01-2019 03:12 PM
paragon
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Originally Posted by M.Martian View Post
My first thought was that they are some sort of large locking mechanism so someone canít just open the door and lift it off the hinges and steal it.
I think I might have found it. steps

https://www.extremeterrain.com/smitt...E&gclsrc=aw.ds
09-01-2019 03:12 PM
[486] was test driving a customer's old rusted out jeeply-jeep (maybe a 96?) and someone in a bro'd out jk waved at me
no pics, but it had white bling wheels with itty bitty low profile tires, white angry face grille, white... everything really

Should I have stopped to get a handjob?
09-01-2019 03:08 PM
paragon
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Originally Posted by dantheman27 View Post
Is all that really armor? Or has the tupperware avalanche made a come back?
it does, indeed, appear to be armor


https://www.autoanything.com/body-ar...p-mirror-guard

09-01-2019 02:54 PM
M.Martian
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Originally Posted by paragon View Post
can anyone explain what is going on at the doors? at first, I thought those can-opener buckle things were protection for the door hinges, but now I don't know
My first thought was that they are some sort of large locking mechanism so someone can’t just open the door and lift it off the hinges and steal it.
09-01-2019 02:42 PM
paragon can anyone explain what is going on at the doors? at first, I thought those can-opener buckle things were protection for the door hinges, but now I don't know
09-01-2019 02:27 PM
Jes
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Originally Posted by paragon View Post
I took a magnifying glass and a heap of want-to and couldn't find a damn thing cool, except that maybe it didn't have a winch

Good eye!
09-01-2019 01:25 PM
paragon
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Originally Posted by Tommy R View Post
I saw the "dual exhaust" tips when we left. Didn't snap a pic. And it's 4WD. Couldn't tell if a D30 or D44.
I'm gonna be honest. there is so much bullshit to look at, I thought I was missing the dual exhaust


still being honest, I generally like looking at vehicles like this because there is generally one small new thing that I think is pretty cool. I took a magnifying glass and a heap of want-to and couldn't find a damn thing cool, except that maybe it didn't have a winch
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