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Today 02:10 PM
dave_dj1
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Originally Posted by scooter2374 View Post
Fuckin' A!! The Mrs. and my favorite place switched earlier this year. Paper straws are pathetic, how about putting a lil more wax and making the thing semi-useful.
Just bring Twizzlers with you
#caliproblem9990
Today 12:45 PM
scooter2374
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Originally Posted by sceep View Post
Just got my first paper straw with my lunch.

What a worthless piece of fuck. Thing is soggy and wont suck up liquid after being submerged for 34 minutes.
Fuckin' A!! The Mrs. and my favorite place switched earlier this year. Paper straws are pathetic, how about putting a lil more wax and making the thing semi-useful.
Today 12:43 PM
sceep Just got my first paper straw with my lunch. (stabbed through a plastic lid atop a Styrofoam cup )

What a worthless piece of fuck. Thing is soggy and wont suck up liquid after being submerged for 34 minutes.
Today 08:13 AM
jeeptj19992001
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Originally Posted by santa V2.0 View Post
Our family Christmas has slowly creeped up to 50 people/family. Gonna be tight in just south of 1700sq/ft
where you going to park them? local wally world and bus them in?
Today 07:56 AM
squamch @PROJECTJUNKIE good advice. I keep pushing him to see a lawyer and do some reading. I'm worried that he will somehow get fucked over in this, despite both of them saying it will be amicable...we have spies on the inside who report some heavy duty man hating from her and her "new work friends."
Yesterday 10:26 PM
rockyota83
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Originally Posted by Rubirunner85 View Post
I hope you cleaned the wound and go get some oral antibiotics. An infection in your knee will be a bad time.
dont be such a negative nancy i cleaned it out good and the scissors were relatively clean, its already starting to feel better actually, i can move it without it hurting
Yesterday 08:49 PM
Rubirunner85
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Originally Posted by M92pv4u View Post
I cut and put my first glass in a window today. Attachment 2954884Attachment 2954886
I didn't finish the puddy before work ended.
Nice
Yesterday 08:38 PM
M92pv4u I cut and put my first glass in a window today. Attachment 2954884Attachment 2954886
I didn't finish the puddy before work ended.
Yesterday 06:33 PM
Rubirunner85
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockyota83 View Post
sitting on the floor last night wrapping xmas presents, using some scissors to cut the paper that are super pointy and forget theyre laying on the floor between my knees and end up stabbing myself in the side of my knee cap super fucking hard. im now on crutches like a little bitch, hurt to even roll over in bed last night
I hope you cleaned the wound and go get some oral antibiotics. An infection in your knee will be a bad time.
Yesterday 06:00 PM
rockyota83 sitting on the floor last night wrapping xmas presents, using some scissors to cut the paper that are super pointy and forget theyre laying on the floor between my knees and end up stabbing myself in the side of my knee cap super fucking hard. im now on crutches like a little bitch, hurt to even roll over in bed last night
12-09-2019 09:24 PM
santa V2.0 Our family Christmas has slowly creeped up to 50 people/family. Gonna be tight in just south of 1700sq/ft
12-09-2019 06:04 PM
[486]
Quote:
Originally Posted by PROJECTJUNKIE View Post
I know I'm on a soap box here, but I've seen guys really fucked up going through this, so I'll keep going

She probably has a miserable cunt female egging her on, best friend, sister, or likely mom. Somebody is the leader, then the others keep it going because they like drama.

Relationships are about value. A woman's is mostly her reproductive value, so looks, youth, that's about it.

A man's value is in what he has accomplished and or is likely to accomplish, resources, stability, and what females he has access to.

Women want what other women have, that's his credit report, a chubby married guy with an attractive wife will get as much female attention as the charming eligible bachelor, he clearly has value, single guy is unknown

A man and woman get together, they both feel it's an equal trade, or one in their favor, he doesn't think he can do better, she doesn't think she can do better, so they throw a party.

She still is pretty if she maintains her weight/ looks, she still gets attention, as she gets older, her value is lower, but she still gets attention that she mistakes for value, I'll bang anything under 140lbs that smells good, but only 4 chicks have ever met my family. She might start to think she made a mistake with her man.

Now let's get to him. He had a social life, he had a few women to pick from, he went out and did fun things and socialised where women were, he had value here. Now he's a good loyal family man, takes the breadwinner job where there's no women, he's not at the bar, where there's women, he sold his motorcycle and 4wd you get an suv, there are no women after him.

Now he perceives himself as lower value than her, he's needy. Neediness is the number one turn off for women, beefy men are the polar opposite of attractive, it is weak, despicable behavior, all woman can smell it and they will turn against you. Her friends, sisters, mom, co workers, teachers at the kids school, they despise it.

A man going through a divorce or a breakup needs to get his sex appeal back, quick. Haircut, wardrobe, hit the weights, asap.

Here's what happens, she's stirring up drama over being with a low value man. Her friends agree. They all join in on the fun. He runs into them, or calls them and asks them to help him keep his marriage together. They svt nice, but are even more disgusted.

Instead, get back in the game quick. All day long the girls are gossiping about the man being a bitch, then somebody runs into him, or sees a pic online, he's looking good, doing fun things, or got a piece of ass with him, and the story doesn't jive, they've gotten all this info from her, now her story is suspect and she looks like a bitch. Now the entourage is disarmed, or even switches sides, or floats an offer for a booty call.

This takes a lot of the wind out of her sails.

When she calls the cops for whatever reason, whatever perceived wrong, technicality, or false accusations, whatever, attitude is everything.

Most cops are bitches, they got picked on in high school and have a need to exert authority over weaker people. A damsel in distress calls, they get all ampef up to go exert some authority on a weak man, he's going to start squealing that she's a lying bitch and she started it, and generally acting like a weak man, and probably going to violate some minor code and receive punishment. This is going to be used in divorce court that he's dangerous and unstable and "she had to call the cops on him"

So instead, when the cops bang on his door, a well dressed, well groomed, confident man with good posture opens the door, steps outside, closes the door and aka what the problem is, then as if has a harem he's trying to manage, he sighs, as replies, "yeah, that one has been causing me some drama". "We are going through an ugly divorce and she had been making false accusations"
Now the alpha male cops who have showed up to push around a beta male are in the presence of another alpha male, if you play it right, they are on your team now. Don't incriminate yourself, don't say too much, but you can let them know you need to get back to the girl on your couch. "Officer, if you don't mind, would you have your report reflect that I was polite and helpful during our interaction, this thing is gonna get drug thru the courts"

I can't tell you how many police reports I've got where I started out the suspect and she ended up looking like a bitch because of how the officer worded his report.

I know that's long winded, but if it helps one decent man, it's worth it
Fuck bitches, get money, fuck with guys.

That's what I got from all that.
12-09-2019 06:00 PM
[486]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thepanzerfuhrer View Post
Accidentally start a small tire on fire. The smoke soot should knock the lights brightness down a bit. Once the lights are up nobody ever clean them lol.
hmmm acetylene flame makes nice soot
12-09-2019 01:53 PM
DMG
Quote:
Originally Posted by PROJECTJUNKIE View Post
I know I'm on a soap box here, but I've seen guys really fucked up going through this, so I'll keep going

She probably has a miserable cunt female egging her on, best friend, sister, or likely mom. Somebody is the leader, then the others keep it going because they like drama.

Relationships are about value. A woman's is mostly her reproductive value, so looks, youth, that's about it.

A man's value is in what he has accomplished and or is likely to accomplish, resources, stability, and what females he has access to.

Women want what other women have, that's his credit report, a chubby married guy with an attractive wife will get as much female attention as the charming eligible bachelor, he clearly has value, single guy is unknown

A man and woman get together, they both feel it's an equal trade, or one in their favor, he doesn't think he can do better, she doesn't think she can do better, so they throw a party.

She still is pretty if she maintains her weight/ looks, she still gets attention, as she gets older, her value is lower, but she still gets attention that she mistakes for value, I'll bang anything under 140lbs that smells good, but only 4 chicks have ever met my family. She might start to think she made a mistake with her man.

Now let's get to him. He had a social life, he had a few women to pick from, he went out and did fun things and socialised where women were, he had value here. Now he's a good loyal family man, takes the breadwinner job where there's no women, he's not at the bar, where there's women, he sold his motorcycle and 4wd you get an suv, there are no women after him.

Now he perceives himself as lower value than her, he's needy. Neediness is the number one turn off for women, beefy men are the polar opposite of attractive, it is weak, despicable behavior, all woman can smell it and they will turn against you. Her friends, sisters, mom, co workers, teachers at the kids school, they despise it.

A man going through a divorce or a breakup needs to get his sex appeal back, quick. Haircut, wardrobe, hit the weights, asap.

Here's what happens, she's stirring up drama over being with a low value man. Her friends agree. They all join in on the fun. He runs into them, or calls them and asks them to help him keep his marriage together. They svt nice, but are even more disgusted.

Instead, get back in the game quick. All day long the girls are gossiping about the man being a bitch, then somebody runs into him, or sees a pic online, he's looking good, doing fun things, or got a piece of ass with him, and the story doesn't jive, they've gotten all this info from her, now her story is suspect and she looks like a bitch. Now the entourage is disarmed, or even switches sides, or floats an offer for a booty call.

This takes a lot of the wind out of her sails.

When she calls the cops for whatever reason, whatever perceived wrong, technicality, or false accusations, whatever, attitude is everything.

Most cops are bitches, they got picked on in high school and have a need to exert authority over weaker people. A damsel in distress calls, they get all ampef up to go exert some authority on a weak man, he's going to start squealing that she's a lying bitch and she started it, and generally acting like a weak man, and probably going to violate some minor code and receive punishment. This is going to be used in divorce court that he's dangerous and unstable and "she had to call the cops on him"

So instead, when the cops bang on his door, a well dressed, well groomed, confident man with good posture opens the door, steps outside, closes the door and aka what the problem is, then as if has a harem he's trying to manage, he sighs, as replies, "yeah, that one has been causing me some drama". "We are going through an ugly divorce and she had been making false accusations"
Now the alpha male cops who have showed up to push around a beta male are in the presence of another alpha male, if you play it right, they are on your team now. Don't incriminate yourself, don't say too much, but you can let them know you need to get back to the girl on your couch. "Officer, if you don't mind, would you have your report reflect that I was polite and helpful during our interaction, this thing is gonna get drug thru the courts"

I can't tell you how many police reports I've got where I started out the suspect and she ended up looking like a bitch because of how the officer worded his report.

I know that's long winded, but if it helps one decent man, it's worth it
This might be the best single post of advice posted on the PBB.
12-09-2019 01:24 PM
PROJECTJUNKIE
Quote:
Originally Posted by squamch View Post
.
I know I'm on a soap box here, but I've seen guys really fucked up going through this, so I'll keep going

She probably has a miserable cunt female egging her on, best friend, sister, or likely mom. Somebody is the leader, then the others keep it going because they like drama.

Relationships are about value. A woman's is mostly her reproductive value, so looks, youth, that's about it.

A man's value is in what he has accomplished and or is likely to accomplish, resources, stability, and what females he has access to.

Women want what other women have, that's his credit report, a chubby married guy with an attractive wife will get as much female attention as the charming eligible bachelor, he clearly has value, single guy is unknown

A man and woman get together, they both feel it's an equal trade, or one in their favor, he doesn't think he can do better, she doesn't think she can do better, so they throw a party.

She still is pretty if she maintains her weight/ looks, she still gets attention, as she gets older, her value is lower, but she still gets attention that she mistakes for value, I'll bang anything under 140lbs that smells good, but only 4 chicks have ever met my family. She might start to think she made a mistake with her man.

Now let's get to him. He had a social life, he had a few women to pick from, he went out and did fun things and socialised where women were, he had value here. Now he's a good loyal family man, takes the breadwinner job where there's no women, he's not at the bar, where there's women, he sold his motorcycle and 4wd you get an suv, there are no women after him.

Now he perceives himself as lower value than her, he's needy. Neediness is the number one turn off for women, beefy men are the polar opposite of attractive, it is weak, despicable behavior, all woman can smell it and they will turn against you. Her friends, sisters, mom, co workers, teachers at the kids school, they despise it.

A man going through a divorce or a breakup needs to get his sex appeal back, quick. Haircut, wardrobe, hit the weights, asap.

Here's what happens, she's stirring up drama over being with a low value man. Her friends agree. They all join in on the fun. He runs into them, or calls them and asks them to help him keep his marriage together. They svt nice, but are even more disgusted.

Instead, get back in the game quick. All day long the girls are gossiping about the man being a bitch, then somebody runs into him, or sees a pic online, he's looking good, doing fun things, or got a piece of ass with him, and the story doesn't jive, they've gotten all this info from her, now her story is suspect and she looks like a bitch. Now the entourage is disarmed, or even switches sides, or floats an offer for a booty call.

This takes a lot of the wind out of her sails.

When she calls the cops for whatever reason, whatever perceived wrong, technicality, or false accusations, whatever, attitude is everything.

Most cops are bitches, they got picked on in high school and have a need to exert authority over weaker people. A damsel in distress calls, they get all ampef up to go exert some authority on a weak man, he's going to start squealing that she's a lying bitch and she started it, and generally acting like a weak man, and probably going to violate some minor code and receive punishment. This is going to be used in divorce court that he's dangerous and unstable and "she had to call the cops on him"

So instead, when the cops bang on his door, a well dressed, well groomed, confident man with good posture opens the door, steps outside, closes the door and aka what the problem is, then as if has a harem he's trying to manage, he sighs, as replies, "yeah, that one has been causing me some drama". "We are going through an ugly divorce and she had been making false accusations"
Now the alpha male cops who have showed up to push around a beta male are in the presence of another alpha male, if you play it right, they are on your team now. Don't incriminate yourself, don't say too much, but you can let them know you need to get back to the girl on your couch. "Officer, if you don't mind, would you have your report reflect that I was polite and helpful during our interaction, this thing is gonna get drug thru the courts"

I can't tell you how many police reports I've got where I started out the suspect and she ended up looking like a bitch because of how the officer worded his report.

I know that's long winded, but if it helps one decent man, it's worth it
12-09-2019 12:29 PM
total newb Fucking mondays.

Bosses dog litteraly shit on one of my axle shafts
Boss plugged the shitter and walked away as usual
Boss took the tarp covering a finish painted hood on friday. Now theres sheetrock wall texture overspray on it.
12-09-2019 12:21 PM
PROJECTJUNKIE
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Originally Posted by squamch View Post
She's 30, female, and initiating a divorce and total tear down of their lives, all while telling him "this isn't the end."

So, no crazier than you would expect. I have been counselling shut the fuck up, stop doing things to keep her happy, get a lawyer, get any agreements in writing with witnesses, and build your samurai.

So far, he hasn't done any of it. She was a really awesome chick until a switch flipped about 2 years ago and she all of a sudden showed a real mean streak with a lot of people. I think there is a brain chemistry issue, but that's not my concern, he just needs to save his ass, and get himself straightened out.

You mentioned red flag and getting the cops involved, so there's enough of a warning that he needs to tread carefully. He needs to read some divorce horror stories so he knows what to watch out for and how to act. I figured out mine had borderline personality disorder, everything made sense, instead of trying to fix the crazy bitch it was like I was a national geographic observer. I had a contingency plan for everything, and once she burned down everything she could, I rebuilt without her.

If he won't engage in a conversation, at least give him a few pointers, he can soak it in on his own time
Shrink4 men.com
Have him look up "divorce rape"
Get him a digital voice recorder
Get his assets protected

And show him the "deke graph"
Men age like wine, women age like milk, if he can get through this chapter without getting arrested or losing his source of income, or losing his mind, he can really enjoy the rest of his life
12-09-2019 11:55 AM
gunracer1
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Originally Posted by [486] View Post
Oh and then spent the rest of the day tearing out shoddy construction from someone turning a '50s attached garage into a total fucking rape shack of an addition

Super excited that it has concrete under it, pissed off that they dumped a shitload of blow in styrofoam in between the floor joists they put in
I'm thinking about using a gallon of acetone to turn the styrofoam into goop rather than the tiny balls that are getting everyfuckingwhere
Leaf vac.
12-09-2019 11:37 AM
squamch
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Originally Posted by PROJECTJUNKIE View Post
Is she bat shit crazy? If it's like that you need to buy him a $30 digital voice recorder and take him to "shut the fuck up" class
She's 30, female, and initiating a divorce and total tear down of their lives, all while telling him "this isn't the end."

So, no crazier than you would expect. I have been counselling shut the fuck up, stop doing things to keep her happy, get a lawyer, get any agreements in writing with witnesses, and build your samurai.

So far, he hasn't done any of it. She was a really awesome chick until a switch flipped about 2 years ago and she all of a sudden showed a real mean streak with a lot of people. I think there is a brain chemistry issue, but that's not my concern, he just needs to save his ass, and get himself straightened out.
12-09-2019 11:02 AM
PROJECTJUNKIE
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Originally Posted by squamch View Post
Buddy is getting divorced, house is going on the market, he's all fucked up, and doesn't know which way he's going or how. So I went and made him eat some pizza last night and brought his guns home to my place for awhile. Told him even if he doesn't feel emotionally unstable, they could be used against him in a legal/red flag situation. Also told him not to tell her where they are, although she will probably be able to figure it out.
Is she bat shit crazy? If it's like that you need to buy him a $30 digital voice recorder and take him to "shut the fuck up" class
12-09-2019 10:25 AM
Thepanzerfuhrer
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Originally Posted by [486] View Post
we recently switched over to LEDs at work

owner knows an electrical contractor that does warehouses. they counted the T8 fixtures, figured the overall light output, chose the brightest fucking fixtures they offered and installed like a third as many of those fixtures "to get the same amount of light"

God forbid you look upwards, like when a car's on a hoist, you see spots for a while. They're right next to the hose reels, so when the hose binds up and you look up....
Then there's not as many fixtures so there's twice as many shadows

Kinda think we could salvage the ones already installed with a half-wave rectifier inline to chop off half the waveform so they see half the current and therefore half the brightness, then just add fixtures back in where needed for shadows. Nope budget's spent. Really makes you want to work there.
Accidentally start a small tire on fire. The smoke soot should knock the lights brightness down a bit. Once the lights are up nobody ever clean them lol.
12-09-2019 10:14 AM
v30crewcab
Quote:
Originally Posted by squamch View Post
Buddy is getting divorced, house is going on the market, he's all fucked up, and doesn't know which way he's going or how. So I went and made him eat some pizza last night and brought his guns home to my place for awhile. Told him even if he doesn't feel emotionally unstable, they could be used against him in a legal/red flag situation. Also told him not to tell her where they are, although she will probably be able to figure it out.
bad time of year for that crap. good looking out for your buddy.
12-09-2019 08:46 AM
sceep
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Originally Posted by [486] View Post

God forbid you look upwards, like when a car's on a hoist, you see spots for a while.
That was my main concern. I HATE looking into an LED. Not having a lift I'm laying on the floor looking up all the time.

These have a frosted diffuser so they aren't too bad.
12-09-2019 08:36 AM
squamch Buddy is getting divorced, house is going on the market, he's all fucked up, and doesn't know which way he's going or how. So I went and made him eat some pizza last night and brought his guns home to my place for awhile. Told him even if he doesn't feel emotionally unstable, they could be used against him in a legal/red flag situation. Also told him not to tell her where they are, although she will probably be able to figure it out.
12-09-2019 08:30 AM
[486]
Quote:
Originally Posted by sceep View Post
Swapped all the florescents for led's in the shop yesterday. I think the cat is going to need sunglasses.
we recently switched over to LEDs at work

owner knows an electrical contractor that does warehouses. they counted the T8 fixtures, figured the overall light output, chose the brightest fucking fixtures they offered and installed like a third as many of those fixtures "to get the same amount of light"

God forbid you look upwards, like when a car's on a hoist, you see spots for a while. They're right next to the hose reels, so when the hose binds up and you look up....
Then there's not as many fixtures so there's twice as many shadows

Kinda think we could salvage the ones already installed with a half-wave rectifier inline to chop off half the waveform so they see half the current and therefore half the brightness, then just add fixtures back in where needed for shadows. Nope budget's spent. Really makes you want to work there.
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