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10-09-2019 09:22 PM
Az Scooter In 31 years, i have walked in on her twice. She has never walked in on me. The last few houses have had a commode room, and at least 3 bathrooms. Current abode has 4 bathrooms. We share the master, but we will both use one of the other bathrooms when needed.
10-09-2019 06:20 PM
Pat McRotch
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Originally Posted by sceep View Post
Yup. Her too. Whatever.

Her shit stinks waaaaaay worse than mine. TMI I know.
Ewwww
10-09-2019 05:55 PM
sceep Yup. Her too. Whatever.

Her shit stinks waaaaaay worse than mine. TMI I know.
10-09-2019 03:58 PM
Gearhead001
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Originally Posted by Rubirunner85 View Post
Itís not a big deal if sheís in there or not. We have one bathroom in this house, so itís not abnormal for her to need something. I mean how else do you get a blumkin
I've been in your bathroom, pretty sure if anyone is in there everyone is in there.
10-09-2019 03:25 PM
McCracken We don't shit in front of one another. Instead we act like kids and stand outside the door making fart noises at each other while asking how much longer.
10-09-2019 01:51 PM
mudslinger99
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Originally Posted by paragon View Post
we don't make any special efforts one way or the other. if one is in the bathroom, the other will go to the other bathroom out of convenience.

in hotel rooms or somewhere, we have no problem taking a dump while the other is in there

hell, my wife comes in and gives me a kiss goodbye from time to time when she leaves and I'm taking a dump.

if you won't shit or piss in front of anybody, I get it. Otherwise, see divorce thread
Even down to the kiss before they leave
10-09-2019 12:33 PM
FleshEater Every day she walks in to talk to me. It's like the only time we can talk without the kids around. She takes about one minute to shit, so I have no idea when she's doing it.

I couldn't imagine spending decades holding in farts. You guys that do are fucking weird.
10-09-2019 12:18 PM
Rubirunner85
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Originally Posted by welndmn View Post
Girls don't poop.
Ever seen two girls one cup?
10-09-2019 11:13 AM
welndmn Girls don't poop.
10-09-2019 10:37 AM
fastonraceday usually, she comes in while i am taking a shower she used to flush while i was in there until i did that to her and she found out the water gets hot fast.
10-06-2019 01:39 PM
herbycj5
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Originally Posted by KarlVP View Post
If the bathroom door is closed, it's off limits. It doesn't matter what you are doing in there.

If the door is open or cracked, fair game.
100% agree
10-06-2019 01:36 PM
dave_dj1 Nope, not gonna happen, it's sacred and stinky
10-06-2019 11:44 AM
sterlingfire
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Originally Posted by BLOODBANE View Post
No I get that, but to just sit there and crap your forehead in is still free. They are working on taxing the thoughts you have while shitting though...
Oh, you meant metaphorically because the gubmint is afraid of idle hands and minds that might become monsters
10-06-2019 10:53 AM
gunracer1
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Originally Posted by pike2350 View Post
I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
ditto
10-06-2019 10:46 AM
BLOODBANE
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Originally Posted by sterlingfire View Post
If you live in a city they make you pay to flush if. If you live in the country they make you install a septic system and maintain it... you're taxed on it one way or another, but good try
No I get that, but to just sit there and crap your forehead in is still free. They are working on taxing the thoughts you have while shitting though...
10-06-2019 10:32 AM
paragon married for coming up on 24 years.

we don't make any special efforts one way or the other. if one is in the bathroom, the other will go to the other bathroom out of convenience.

in hotel rooms or somewhere, we have no problem taking a dump while the other is in there

hell, my wife comes in and gives me a kiss goodbye from time to time when she leaves and I'm taking a dump.

if you won't shit or piss in front of anybody, I get it. Otherwise, see divorce thread
10-06-2019 09:58 AM
87manche 2 bathrooms.
2 occupants.

I shit in peace.
10-06-2019 08:03 AM
Pt_Ranger_V8 Bunch of wierd shit in here.

I'll drop a deuce with her in there, and vice versa. Usually give fair warning though. Nobody likes another person's flavor. Lol
10-06-2019 07:39 AM
Benny
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Originally Posted by bjordan View Post

Also I canít believe how many people here only have one shitter in there house. I would go crazy if I had to share a bathroom with my kids. Fuck that.
No joke. We have 2 bathrooms upstairs and an unfinished, but operational bathroom down stairs. Necessities
10-06-2019 05:23 AM
squamch
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Originally Posted by Stox5225 View Post
I wonít go in there to shit if sheís in there. BUT if she comes in while Iím on the toilet, so be it. Iíll wait for her to leave before I wipe though ... something vulnerable about wiping lol.


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Exactly. She knows too, that if I come in and say "you're gonna want to leave" that the air quality is about to....go for shit.
10-06-2019 05:21 AM
erictylers1 This is the best thing ever.

My bathroom is always clean and not 18 containers of whatever product all over the counters.

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Originally Posted by DMG View Post
We have are own separate bathrooms.
10-06-2019 05:11 AM
hoggyn
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Originally Posted by pike2350 View Post
I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
That's how it is in our house too.

Had problems booking hotels in Asia where there seems to be a trend for glass walls between the bedroom and bathroom. I might be old fashioned but, in my opinion, taking a dump isn't a spectator sport.
10-05-2019 11:05 PM
muddeprived
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Originally Posted by pike2350 View Post
I know I'm weird but we don't shit or piss with the other in the bathroom. My wife has had to pee while I'm in the shower a few times in other years together...but I don't listen and she tries to never do it.... and it's only when there is a curtain, not a glass door.

I would NEVER do with her in the room. Hell some people make fun of me but I still haven't farted in front of my wife....except twice when they slipped out....but that's it.

I figure she doesn't need to hear/ deal with it and I respect her too much.

All this is ironic because I find potty humor fucking hilarious and will actual cry while laughing so hard to some of that humor.
This is me to the dot.
10-05-2019 10:59 PM
smurfblue40 Weíre going on twenty-seven years together, married for twenty-one. Bathroom time has always been private time, unless the door is left open
10-05-2019 10:47 PM
CrustyJeep I don't have many boundaries, but shit is one of them. I'd lick her ass if she wanted me to (she doesn't), but I have no interest in the inside of her ass, and I don't want her anywhere near the inside of mine. So, poopy time is private. Nothing else is.
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