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I got this sticky shit on the lens and..
Ah, that must have been from my 'How to stretch your weiner' tutorial. That was supposed to be used to coat your belly button. You put it on your bb liberally then stick the head of your pp in it. When you stand up it stretches your weiner making your man of interest very happy.

Better watch it again.
 

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Ah, that must have been from my 'How to stretch your weiner' tutorial. That was supposed to be used to coat your belly button. You put it on your bb liberally then stick the head of your pp in it. When you stand up it stretches your weiner making your man of interest very happy.

Better watch it again.
I think you may want to reword it for the laymen. I must have misunderstood it cuz I just stood back and launched it half way across the room. Luck of the draw on the lense I guess.
 

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The only "Ass Sucking" going on is the slow rate in which you level up and your attacking ability resembles that of an 7 year old.
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right because my username on PBB = my player name.

Idiot. :shaking:

Sad part is you didn't even check.

Fuck you lowly fucks. :laughing:

Did your kid go back to crushing candies? :laughing:

 
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