Well young man(and yes I can call you that since you're only what 43? and I have kids your age) I actually have read 98% of the stickies, in EVERY section, which I'll bet you haven't even read that many of them. Second The op did ask for someone in his area. He did NOT ask for them to come to him, but you would rather put words in others mouths like you so often do. The op simply asked if there was anyone in his area willing to show him, if someone has said yes I'm sure they would work it out between themselves.
You could have said Well there is crash, if he is willing and has the time pm him and see, but no you gotta be a dick.
"You'll go far with a kind word. You'll go further with a kind word and a gun." ,Al Capone.
As I said a section for those willing to teach IN PERSON, for those who want to learn would be a good thing. It would go right along with the for sale section. I wonder how many good kids with talent you guys run off because of your crappy attitudes, nice way to further the sport.