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[NorCalJalopy]

Is that Porsche Rubicon trial rated?

 

[total newb]

Hahahhahhahahhhahahah no

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Hi

Not Rubicon ready. We attempted it though.

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Hi

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Hi

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Thanks

We didn't get very far by ourselves all alone in the snow Dec. 2020.

 

[total newb]

Bitch. I have 3 spare tires!

You have a tow strap you say?
I have a winch, spare winch cable, 150' chain, 40' of straps, and redundant headlights.

 

[NorCalJalopy]

Good sir, it was clearly a joke I was making. No doubt you could make it through the rubicon, you’d loose about all your body panels and wheels, tires, and everything else attached to the Porsche.

Why would one be jealous of a vehicle with as much depreciation as a Cadillac sedan? Lol

Traction bars? Every linked vehicle will have some sort of traction bar...

 

[xMac4ttackx]

Bitch. I have 3 spare tires! View attachment 3113109

You have a tow strap you say?
I have a winch, spare winch cable, 150' chain, 40' of straps, and redundant headlights. View attachment 3113110 View attachment 3113111

Want sell to sell that square body?

 

[total newb]

No.


Maybe i need crisscrossed elec tape across my headlight to show how offroad capable i am?

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Hi

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Thanks

 

[total newb]

Bwahahahahha. He bailed.

At least this guy has armor and a winch

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Bwahahahahha. He bailed.

At least this guy has armor and a winch View attachment 3113126

I have a portable winch I can attach to the front or back as needed.

 

[total newb]

Oh really.

Didnt list it on your lil diagram of basic shit or shiw it in your flat ground pics.

 

[total newb]

Why did you edit out your posts if youre still gona respond?

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Good sir, it was clearly a joke I was making. No doubt you could make it through the rubicon, you’d loose about all your body panels and wheels, tires, and everything else attached to the Porsche.

Why would one be jealous of a vehicle with as much depreciation as a Cadillac sedan? Lol

Traction bars? Every linked vehicle will have some sort of traction bar...

 

[brmpipes]

Looks more like an ad for a web site. Spamming is not nice. The rich think they can do what ever they want.

 

[WesternDirtRoads.com]

Oh really.

Didnt list it on your lil diagram of basic shit or shiw it in your flat ground pics.

I didn't list it on my diagram because I was mostly talking about the roof rack and using that as an intro for a FB post to get people's attention. Kind of like a poster.

I can tell you are seriously prepared. I have no chains (like yours) but several high rated tow straps inluding a tree strap. Traction pads (need 2 more), 32 inch mud snow tires, additional bumper/push bar, hi-lift jack with wheel lift strap, tow strap dampeners and snatch block, GSRM and CB radio, extra walkie talkies, front and back cameras, extra lights on the sides, led light bar on front, lights on roof, extra fog lights on front, locking rear and center differentials, same ground clearance as a stock Jeep, Porsche Traction Control Management (PCM), tow package (7,00lb.÷ rated), air compressor, extra starter battery, portable winch, lots of extra heavy duty rope, four point harnesses, off road Porsche Navigation GPS includes coordinates and elevation, cell phone amplifier system with external antenna, external weatherproof speaker, shovel, tall orange flag whip fiberglass pole attaches at hitch, deer warning high pitch whistles, tent, sleeping bag, cot, proane stove, food, snacks, water, two sets of chains, maps, but need partners who like fast safe dirt roads woth moderate obstacles. We have a portable out-house (and plenty of TP).We are Born-again Christians. Our elderly dog (Frosty) and disabled brother travel with us too. Join us for a Covid-free day trip dirt road adventure. WesternDirtRoads.com