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Jeep Talk Mission Statement

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Official Jeep Talk Bible (subject to change as we see fit)

By WestSierraJeep
1. Hardcore is normal.
2. Sheetmetal was straight in my Jeeps previous life.
3. Fuel Injection Rocks !
4. 60's 60's 60's 60's 60's 60's !
5. Scrap the 30 !
6. SOA is not a mod' it's a way of life !
By Putzboy
7. First you crawl, then you walk, then you drive, then you crawl again.......
8. T18
9. SM420
10. SM465
11. NP435
12. If you ain't puckered, you ain't WHEELIN'
By nasvik
13. If you have to ask, you don't need it.
By HighHooder
14. 36" tires really aren't that big.
15. Sheetmetal cuts real easily with a sawzall.
By Charly
16. NV4500, it's not just for yuppies anymore !
By Mo
17. The guy who decided to use Torx on Jeeps should be beaten severely.
18. Do it yourself if at all possible.
19. If you can't do it yourself, find a friend to help. You'll figure it out between the two of you.
20. AMC V8 swaps are trivial. Do it.
21. One ton CJs are cool.
22. Just weld something up.
23. It's perfectly normal to have several non-running vehicles in the yard, regardless of what the local law enforcement agency says.
24. Wave dammit.
25. The Liberty, though ugly as sin, is still a Jeep, but just barely.
By LarryM
26. No one here cares if Rubicon Express's control arms are better than Teraflex's... make your own damn it!
By doctor_G
27. Atlas II, If you can swing it,get it
By jeepnsn
28. 30's, 35's and 44's? Hell 60's 60's 60's were last year, now it's MOGS MOGS MOGS !!!
29. The known communists on this board don't drive Jeeps!
30. Chicks dig Jeeps!
31. Chicks that dig Cruisers usually think they're Jeeps!
32. No! Honey, IT'S not done yet!
33. Yes a tube bender is a perfectly good birthday present.
34. Stop whining about bolt ons, and make the freaking thing.
35. There's no such thing as too many Jeeps, just not enough space. (I think this one applies to me and Mark)
36. If I wanted to drive a foreign 4x I would move to another country.
37. If you need to know will 31" tires fit your stock rig, or weather chrome will blind the eyes of other's on the trail, or what color comes stock on a TJ ask here... http://jeepsunlimited.com/forums/
not HERE!
38. If you are a spineless dweeb that thinks that our style is crass and unfair, or that we are a bunch of insensitive, insulting, cheap bastards that would laugh our asses off at your missfortunes as you went through the box on the 'con. You're right. Develop thick skin, and an ability to dish it out, or go away. Remember this is the dark side.
39. Newbies, search first before you look foolish or else The Mayor will do both for you.
40. If you weren't here before the feb. 2k crash, you can still be cool yet some will still think you are a newbie!
41. A fat wallet, a bought killer rig and an attitude do not make you a good driver.
By Charly
42. You know shitloads about Fords, Chevys, Scouts, and even Volvos (yorks) because......they are donors to the good cause.
By Rocktoad
43. You will roll it sooner or later.
44. Get in, ... Sit down, ... Shut up , an Hang on !
45. Go Big or go home !
46. __(OIIIIIO)__ rOkOn
By H8monday
47. All 4 wheels must participate, lock up your axles.
48. A roll cage is not an option, its mandatory.
49.You can learn how to help yourself, by helping others when they need a hand.
By Bob Levenhagen
50. BIG BLOCKS can, will, and do work in jeeps.
51. Full case Detroits are lockers.
52. Spools R Cool
By SledgeHammer
53. Body damage happens....get over it!
54. There two kinds of people that wheel:
a. The ones who have rolled
b. The ones that are going to roll
By badassjeepguy
55. god forgives..... rocks dont
56. its mind over matter.. i dont mind and the sheet metal dont matter!
57. when the goin gets tuff, the tuff get locked
58. it is perfectly ok to point and laugh at geo trackers that you pass by on the street
59. if you get your panties in a bunch from our ****ing attitude........leave!
60. "Whats that noise" just keep wheeling, you'll find it later.
61. DAMN!! It ain't sposed to do that!!
62. ANNOY A LIBERAL, Drive a big 4x4
By JeepinIan
63. When It Breaks, Upgrade!
By The almighty Massey !
64. Do not ask what Massey is, figure it out!
By 66CJdean
65. If it aint broke..Don't fix it!
66. When people ask you what year is it you ask, What part???
67. If you have to ask how to calculate crawl ratio? Yours isn't worth calculating.
68. First came Jeeps, then came the others.
By DippStick
69. Of course I'm going to wheel it..
By 66CJdean
70. If it starts, then drive it.. If the hubs lock, then wheel it.
By Bob/CA
71. If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
By SledgeHammer
72. If it don`t fit get a BIGGER hammer!
By Lance (Sorry Belly up. Got to give credit where due.)
73. Drive it like you stole it !
By BellyUp
By Bob/CA
75. There is no such thing as too much lift, as long as you have the tires to match.
By Jeepinlan
76. There's no replacement for displacement.
By Wooders
77. Get over it !
By WestSierraJeep
78. If your sig. is over 3 or 4 lines, don't expect us to take you seriously,,, in fact you bore us !!!
By RebelJeeper
79. Thats not a sunburn, been welding on the Jeep again.
By jeepnsn
80. Flat fenders came that way. What I did was sawsall my fenders, NOT make my round fender into a flatty.
By doctor G
81. This should be considered college level for wheeling Jeeps, so don't post kindergarden level topics.

By Roxie
Men dig chicks with big boggers

[ 10-16-2001: Message edited by: SteveN. ]
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Oops I goofed up the last one, but even better, we have new technology so I can now edit the original instead of having to cut, and paste like last time. So here it is the original Jeep Talk Mission Statement.
OK I'm thinking it's time for some fresh crap. The rash of JU 8.8 questions have me all bound up. post a GOOD reply or it will get ignored. I'll clean up the stupid stuff so go ahead try and entertain us with your wit.


Should I edit the spealing (sic) of the original or leave it in all it's atrociousness?
I'm first......

The J.T.M.S. version 2.1 .......

by Steve N AKA jeepnsn

Are you sure an 8.8 makes my ass look fat?

By Lame
Waggy springs work good, put 'em on already.

18" of lift on a SWB Jeep is only cool at Potato Salad Hill.

By Chrisjeep7

Yes, you have to outboard your springs to fit real axles in a CJ!
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WSJ said:
17. The guy who decided to use Torx on Jeeps should be beaten severely.
My buddy's dad used to do fastener specificiation for Jeeps in the 70's and 80's before he retired from AMC.

My buddy won't tell me where his dad lives so I can't make my contribution to the beat down he so richly deserves.

He told me that they used Torx to prevent stripped heads on the assembly line.
another good one might be...... tuck your head between your legs and kiss your (_o_) goodbye!:D :D
Thank you for a site that has the balls to acknowledge and make fun of the stupid question. Yes 31s will fit on your rig...get out the sawzall and shutup.

1. My rig isn't stock....it's just d60 impared:D
2. There is no jeep thing, most people are just to candy assed to drive in a sleet/snow mix with the top and doors off:flipoff2:
If what you need isn't in quadratec, you've come to the right place!
how about "stand on it or get out of the way"
The pain goes away, and chicks dig scars!
I have a new one that is h*ll true, I experienced myself a lot of time... My girlfreind just don't understand what doen't work with me.

When you are at a car dealer, it perfectly normal that the car that interest you more... is the '70-'80 snow plow truck that is hiding behing the garage.

:flipoff2: :rolleyes: :flipoff2: So truuuuuue

You know you are a wheeler when it's the case, so I'm a wheeler!!:D
here is one for the import bastards..... if you want 400 hp why start with something that has 80 from the factory?
Thanks again Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEEP - Just Enough Effective Parts
Jeep {keep Rat motors out of there}
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