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Discussion Starter #1 (Edited)

Ok I put a new title on Mark's (WSJ's) original post. I think this may help.

By WestSierraJeep
1. Hardcore is normal.
2. Sheet metal was straight in my Jeeps previous life.
3. Fuel Injection Rocks !
4. 60's 60's 60's 60's 60's 60's !
5. Scrap the 30 !
6. SOA is not a mod' it's a way of life !
By Putzboy
7. First you crawl, then you walk, then you drive, then you crawl again.......
8. T18
9. SM420
10. SM465
11. NP435
12. If you ain't puckered, you ain't WHEELIN'
By nasvik
13. If you have to ask, you don't need it.
By HighHooder
14. 36" tires really aren't that big.
15. Sheet metal cuts real easily with a sawzall.
By Charly
16. NV4500, it's not just for yuppies anymore !
By Mo
17. The guy who decided to use Torx on Jeeps should be beaten severely.
18. Do it yourself if at all possible.
19. If you can't do it yourself, find a friend to help. You'll figure it out between the two of you.
20. AMC V8 swaps are trivial. Do it.
21. One ton CJs are cool.
22. Just weld something up.
23. It's perfectly normal to have several non-running vehicles in the yard, regardless of what the local law enforcement agency says.
24. Wave dammit.
25. The Liberty, though ugly as sin, is still a Jeep, but just barely.
By LarryM
26. No one here cares if Rubicon Express's control arms are better than Teraflex's... make your own damn it!
By doctor_G
27. Atlas II, If you can swing it, get it
By Steve N
28. 30's, 35's and 44's? Hell 60's 60's 60's were last year, now it's MOGS MOGS MOGS !!!
29. The known communists on this board don't drive Jeeps!
30. Chicks dig Jeeps!
31. Chicks that dig Cruisers usually think they're Jeeps!
32. No! Honey, IT'S not done yet!
33. Yes a tube bender is a perfectly good birthday present.
34. Stop whining about bolt ons, and make the freaking thing.
35. There's no such thing as too many Jeeps, just not enough space. (I think this one applies to me and Mark)
36. If I wanted to drive a foreign 4x I would move to another country.
37. If you need to know will 31" tires fit your stock rig, or weather chrome will blind the eyes of other's on the trail, or what color comes stock on a TJ ask here... http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=67
not HERE!
38. If you are a spineless dweeb that thinks that our style is crass and unfair, or that we are a bunch of insensitive, insulting, cheap bastards that would laugh our asses off at your misfortunes as you went through the box on the 'con. You're right. Develop thick skin, and an ability to dish it out, or go away. Remember this is the dark side.
39. Newbies, search first before you look foolish or else The Mayor will do both for you.
40. If you weren't here before the Feb. 2k crash, you can still be cool yet some will still think you are a newbie!
41. A fat wallet, a bought killer rig and an attitude do not make you a good driver.
By Charly
42. You know shit loads about Fords, Chevys, Scouts, and even Volvos (York’s) because......they are donors to the good cause.
By Rocktoad
43. You will roll it sooner or later.
44. Get in, ... Sit down, ... Shut up , an Hang on !
45. Go Big or go home !
46. __(OIIIIIO)__ rOkOn
By H8monday
47. All 4 wheels must participate, lock up your axles.
48. A roll cage is not an option, its mandatory.
49.You can learn how to help yourself, by helping others when they need a hand.
By Bob Levenhagen
50. BIG BLOCKS can, will, and do work in jeeps.
51. Full case Detroit’s are lockers.
52. Spools R Cool
By SledgeHammer
53. Body damage happens....get over it!
54. There two kinds of people that wheel:
a. The ones who have rolled
b. The ones that are going to roll
By badassjeepguy
55. god forgives..... rocks don’t
56. its mind over matter.. I don’t mind and the sheet metal don’t matter!
57. when the going gets tuff, the tuff get locked
58. it is perfectly ok to point and laugh at geo trackers that you pass by on the street
59. if you get your panties in a bunch from our ****ing attitude........leave!
60. "What’s that noise" just keep wheeling, you'll find it later.
61. DAMN!! It ain't supposed to do that!!
62. ANNOY A LIBERAL, Drive a big 4x4
By JeepinIan
63. When It Breaks, Upgrade!
By The almighty Massey !
64. Do not ask what Massey is, figure it out!
By 66CJdean
65. If it aint broke. Don’t fix it!
66. When people ask you what year is it you ask, What part???
67. If you have to ask how to calculate crawl ratio? Yours isn't worth calculating.
68. First came Jeeps, then came the others.
By DippStick
69. Of course I'm going to wheel it..
By 66CJdean
70. If it starts, then drive it.. If the hubs lock, then wheel it.
By Bob/CA
71. If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
By SledgeHammer
72. If it don’t fit get a BIGGER hammer!
By Lance (Sorry Belly up. Got to give credit where due.)
73. Drive it like you stole it !
By BellyUp
By Bob/CA
75. There is no such thing as too much lift, as long as you have the tires to match.
By Jeepinlan
76. There's no replacement for displacement.
By Wooders
77. Get over it !
By WestSierraJeep
78. If your sig. is over 3 or 4 lines, don't expect us to take you seriously,,, in fact you bore us !!!
By RebelJeeper
79. Thats not a sunburn, been welding on the Jeep again.
By Steve N
80. Flat fenders came that way. What I did was sawzall my fenders, NOT make my round fender into a flatty.
By doctor G
81. This should be considered college level for wheeling Jeeps, so don't post kindergarten level topics.

82. By Roxie
Men dig chicks with big boggers

3,953 Posts
Discussion Starter #2
OK the newer posts

By guess who....
83. Do 31" tires make my ass look fat?

The J.T.M.S. version 2.1 .......

by Steve N AKA jeepnsn

Are you sure an 8.8 rear makes my ass look fat?

By Lame
Waggy springs work good, put 'em on already.

18" of lift on a SWB Jeep is only cool at Potato Salad Hill.

By Chrisjeep7

Yes, you have to outboard your springs to fit real axles in a CJ!

Premium Member
12,214 Posts
If ya don't know whats broke, don't ask us how to fix it.

We don't fix Dana 30's

Its better not to ask about Dana 30's at all

Yes 10 bolts are gay, but they are better than Dana 30's

Everything is breakable!

Death wobble happens, get over it.

If you think it's unfair a newbie gets smacked, then your still a newbie.

Yes in fact someone has pissed in Keiths wheaties.

Premium Member
12,214 Posts
Thats great I think it should be the standard reply to all DAN questions

Premium Member
4,628 Posts
TankedTJ said:
Yeah, I'm here too. First let me give a thumbs up to the guys posting in the "welcome to the Jeep section, click here to learn how not be a jack-ass". They posted broken links to web sites that help prevent Noobs from looking stupid :flipoff2: Now that is funny :laughing:

Ok my junk = Stock 97 TJ. 2" lift, Loc-Rites front and rear, Winch (them Warn Jeeps will go anywhere). I know it's still a baby, but it made it up Slick Rock in Tellico without pulling rope...what did yours do before it grew up

Hey kockknocker. Can't read very well can you?

You should have posted this dribble here Newbies click for introduction

Found in this page here Jeep Talk FAQ

Welcome to the PBB, now go in the corner and shut your piehole.

1,118 Posts
Learn why reverse spiral gears don't make anything go backwards.

Don't start threads with, "I searched, and didn't find ... I've been wheeling for ... I'm not dumb ... I may be a newbie, but ... etc."

37 should be on the front page.

2,475 Posts
Overbuilt is better than underbuilt every day of the week and twice on Saturday night after 8 cold ones and a dare by your best friend...

by Go Vols :beer: :beer:

4,489 Posts
If you ain't been wheelin' for at least 20 years, you're still a friggin newbie!

4 Posts
Newbie to site not too wheelin

My matto:

"It's not a matter of IF but WHEN you roll"

live it, love it or get out :flipoff:

:vader2: is his name, wheelin is his game :laughing:

see ya on the trails april

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RUN IT TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF :mad3: :evil: :flipoff2:
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